There comes a time when we heed a certain call
When the world must come together as one
Oops, I started laughing...
Oh, and it's time to give some Gold to us
The greatest gift of all

Hockey miracles, this one was not on ice
That someone, somehow cleaned our hotel rooms
We're all a part of the world economy
And the truth - the condoms we use are free

We are the games, called the OŁ„MPIą$
In the place with the biggest bribes
Called Salt Lake City
There's a choice we're making
Pushing Reebok or Nike
It's true we'll make a better day
But just for me

Hey, send us some bucks
So they'll think that you might care
And our lives will be richer but free
Carl Lewis showed us
By pricing gold like bread
And now you all should fill our begging hands

We are the games, called the OŁ„MPIą$
In the place with the biggest bribes
Called Salt Lake City
There's a choice we're making
Pushing Reebok or Nike
It's true we'll make a better day
But just for me

You fell on the ice
There seems no hope at all
But if you just believe
That French judge is on the ball
Well, well, well, let's realize
Honest skating is really dumb
When our choice is judged number one

We are the games, called the OŁ„MPIą$
In the place with the biggest bribes
Called Salt Lake City
There's a choice we're making
Pushing Reebok or Nike
It's true we'll make a better day
But just for me