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Song Parodies -> "Locked in the Chamber with Amanda Krueger"

Original Song Title:

"Prisoner"

Original Performer:

Uriah Heep/Sue Saad and the Next

Parody Song Title:

"Locked in the Chamber with Amanda Krueger"

Parody Written by:

Scotty Dangerously

The Lyrics

This is the 7th Freddy Krueger parody of a song from the ‘82 album “Abominog.” The reason why I typed “Uriah Heep/Sue Saad and the Next” is because the Sue band did “Prisoner” before Uriah Heep did in the early ‘80s. In other words, this song parody could be credited as my 4th song parody of a song by a female artist. My three other song parodies of songs of female artists I did were one parody of a Berlin song “Take My Breath Away,” one parody of a Bananarama song “Cruel Summer,” and one parody of Sonia Jones’ “Brian Song.” But seriously, the following FK song parody is a parody of Uriah Heep’s cover version of Sue Saad’s song. Anyways, this is where Jesse ends up falling down into a chamber under Freddy’s nightmare labyrinth with Achilles heel and being trapped there. In the chamber, Jess discovers Amanda Krueger and breaks into song in front of her. By the way, this is the first time Amanda Krueger will be mentioned in this 3rd FK album parody since my 1st one titled “The Burn of the Freddy Guy.” I hope it all goes well in the following song parody.
I’ve fallen in the chamber
My heel’s got an injury
It was cut by a sharp razor
That was turned on by Freddy

We must go save that girl of mine
From the hands of your son
Your son Freddy is a killer
He’d never get killed by a gun

Miss Amanda Krueger, we must find a way to escape
Miss Krueger, it feels so deadly, deadly in this chamber
Your son Freddy is like an ape
Who is out of his head, so undead

When I was just a small boy
You dipped my body
In the River Styx
I got Achilles heel
But please just get it fixed

Amanda Krueger, I know that you have gotten raped
Miss Krueger, you got so pregnant, pregnant with Freddy Krueger
He is just like a rotten grape
He’s no good for you, bad for you

Freddy will pay for his crimes
And it just breaks our hearts
To see Freddy waste his time
To do killing, slashing

You dipped me in dark water
To protect me from Freddy
The evil pizza-faced slasher
But how will we both break free?

Miss Amanda Krueger, how are we going to escape?
Miss Krueger, we must go break free, break free from this chamber
I wish you never gotten raped
Or gotten pregnant....with Freddy

Miss Amanda Krueger, we must find a way to escape
Miss Krueger, it feels so deadly, deadly in this chamber
Your son Freddy is like an ape
Who is out of his head, so undead

The both of us must break free
And go save Alice from evil Freddy
Freddy’s damn ugly, he’s so damn ugly, ugly, ugly
You and I will soon break free
To kill off Freddy
I guess you people were wondering how Jesse survives from my 1st Freddy album parody to this 3rd one under development. For the protection from Freddy, Jesse has been dipped in River Styx by Amanda Krueger, when Jesse was a little boy. That would happen to be part of the origin of the survivor Jesse on my mind. Amanda Krueger is Freddy’s mother. And yes, Jess would end up with Achilles heel, accidentally getting it cut by a razor in Freddy’s Nightmare Labyrinth, before falling through a trapdoor to the deadly chamber. If you are wondering what will happen to Jesse’s crush, Alice, and how Jesse’s Achilles heel can possibly be cured by Amanda Krueger, find out in my next Freddy song parody. Anyways, seven Freddy song parodies down, three more to complete this third Freddy album parody.

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