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Song Parodies -> "Check The Feets On That Dame"

Original Song Title:

"Where The Streets Have No Name"

Original Performer:

U2

Parody Song Title:

"Check The Feets On That Dame"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

she sure can run
she sure can stride
she sure can take off and haul
on those triple wides
its freaky, no doubt
almost a shame
check the feets on that dame
ha ha ha

its nearly unreal
her speed and her grace
as in a dust cloud, disappears
without a trace
a rush of wind felt here
like a roaring train
check the feets on that dame
ho ha

check the feets on that dame
check the feets on that dame
speed is building
like coal has been stuffed
steam starts to puff
her feet often bare
its hard to find shoes
in size twenty-two

her swiftness can stun
and its records, she'll bust
she's fleet and she goes like the wind
rampaging gusts
a curious case
mileage, she will attain
check the feets on that dame

check the feets on that dame
check the feets on that dame
speed is building
like coal has been stuffed
steam starts to puff
her feet often bare
its hard to find shoes
in size twenty-two

her speed will erupt
she's streaking and knows she will win
blows by and wins
oh, when she starts to strut
she will outrace your butt
oh, its neat how she goes like the wind
crows when she wins
her feet often bare
its hard to find shoes
in size twenty-two


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Stan Hall - December 10, 2008 - Report this comment
Mercurially funny. :-)
alvin - December 10, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks stan
AFW - December 10, 2008 - Report this comment
So, Bigfoot's actually a female?....I knew it! very funny parody..
Andria - December 10, 2008 - Report this comment
AFW: Helen the Bigfoot Hooker, from the sadly-departed "Weekly World News" (the book "Bat Boy Lives", available online and from some public libraries has a section on her/it) is the only female Bigfoot I know of, although "she" appears to be a seven-foot-tall man in a Wookie costume. 5s for this parody.
alvin - December 10, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks AFW....mebbe so....thanks andria....lol...too funny....love "weekly wrld news"......bat boy ! ...yaaaaaaaaaay....missed the bigfoot gal though
The Grinning Ghost of Fats Waller (channeled by Michael Pacholek) - December 10, 2008 - Report this comment
This song is jumpin'. It's really jumpin'. One sure does love it, doesn't one? (For those who don't get the joke, Fats had a song called "Your Feets Too Big.")
ladyCougarPaws - December 10, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir Alvin, ~The Mighty Duke 0'Dice~ my Austrian footsies are large ~ Great for bareback riding/standing on horse, or swimming: my two outstanding sports!
alvin - December 10, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks michael....wondered if anyone would pick up onm that....thanks ladyCougarPaws....very good....large feet....large heart
Stuart McArthur - December 10, 2008 - Report this comment
and when her sprinting career is over, she could earn a living grape-crushing - great subs alvin - 555
Tim Mayfield - December 10, 2008 - Report this comment
Was it strength of feet or feats of strength? Lovely, I think Al Bundy might have something she could try on.
John Barry - December 10, 2008 - Report this comment
Nice feets feat.
Rick C - December 11, 2008 - Report this comment
Sounds like she had quite a pair there alvin! 555
alvin - December 11, 2008 - Report this comment
thank stuart...lol.....thanks tim....good one....thanks john and rick

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