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Song Parodies -> "I Still Haven't Found That Toad I Am Looking For"

Original Song Title:

"I Still Haven't Found What I Am Looking For"

Original Performer:

U2

Parody Song Title:

"I Still Haven't Found That Toad I Am Looking For"

Parody Written by:

Fitu Petaia

The Lyrics

I've seen slime, toads and fountains
I have buns like a seal
Only from seeking thee
Only from seeking thee

I have kissed
I have croaked
I have grown these moisty gills
These moisty gills
Only from seeking thee

But out there is that toad that I'm looking for
But somewhere is that toad that I'm looking for

I have kissed warty lips
Touched green tokens with fingertips
I seek to acquire
A jumping A-squire

I have cried over a ton of roadkill
I have smacked toads when they'd revel
I've no warm-up in sight
I feel cold and alone

But out there is that toad that I'm looking for
But somewhere is that toad that I'm looking for

I believe that my croakdom'll be gone
And an amphibian's to change into one,
change into one,
Prince, yes, and soo charming

I'll break the ponds and I'll
search the drains
Cross over roads
That's my tale
That's my tale
You better believe it

Cos out there is that toad that I'm prowling for
Cos somewhere is that toad that I'm prowling for
Cos out there is that toad that I'm looking for
Cos somewhere is that toad that I'm looking for

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 3

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Mr. Critic - March 15, 2007 - Report this comment
Hey Fitu; nice to see you writing again. While this parody was kinda gross, it was well paced overall (actually, there were a few minor pacing problems), so I think I'm gonna give you a 5 in each category.
Fitu - March 15, 2007 - Report this comment
Thank you!
Jason - March 15, 2007 - Report this comment
Good job Fitu.
Agrimorfee - March 15, 2007 - Report this comment
You put some effort into it. 444
Ann Hammond - March 15, 2007 - Report this comment
Good
Andrea Huckstep - March 15, 2007 - Report this comment
At first I thought this spoof was about the Hopkin Green Frog fad on the internet, but excellent job!
Fitu - March 15, 2007 - Report this comment
Its good to see getting good comments
Kristof Robertson - March 16, 2007 - Report this comment
This is a much, much better effort from you, Fitu....which proves that if you apply yourself, you can actually write a half decent parody. You WILL get good comments if they are earned, so if you can keep up or even improve on this standard, you'll be encouraged and supported. There are still a few pacing blips, but overall this is a 444 for you
Fitu - March 16, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks Kristof!
ChuckyG - March 20, 2007 - Report this comment
I just deleted another plagiarized parody off the site from you today. Don't bother submitting anymore, your parodies will no longer be accepted, since it's just easier to assume you are plagiarizing the works of others.
Max Power - March 20, 2007 - Report this comment
That explains it.
Aiatep Utif - March 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Oh good, now we don't have to see anything more from this guy.

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