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Song Parodies -> "The Store Doesn't Have What I'm Looking For"

Original Song Title:

"I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For"

Original Performer:

U2

Parody Song Title:

"The Store Doesn't Have What I'm Looking For"

Parody Written by:

Michelle C.

The Lyrics

This is for anybody who's currently going through the perils of Christmas shopping to buy pointless toys that will be out of style within six months.
I have climbed highest mountains
I have run through the fields
For a Playstation 3
For a Playstation 3
I have run
I have crawled
I have scaled Big Wal-Mart's walls
Big Wal-Mart's walls
For a Playstation 3

But the store doesn't have what I'm looking for
But the store doesn't have what I'm looking for

I have gotten bad chapped lips
And have frozen my fingertips
Waiting outside by the fire
For two whole weeks prior (oh Playstation 3)

I have grabbed some Cabbage Patch Kids
I have held a Tickle Me Elmo
Till a chick punched my lights out
And I dropped like a stone

No the store doesn't have what I'm looking for
But the store doesn't have what I'm looking for

I believe in the pre-order process
Then I'll get my kid a Nintendo Wii
A Nintendo Wii
Or a cheap Tamagotchi

I've broken my foot
On some model planes
In toy departments
I'm so ashamed
I'm so ashamed
For following crappy fads

And the stores still don't have what I'm looking for
No the store doesn't have what I'm looking for
The damn store doesn't have what I'm looking for

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Michael Pacholek - December 04, 2006 - Report this comment
If you're as good at PlayStation as you are at writing parodies, once you actually do find and buy the damn thing, we may never see you again!
John Barry - December 04, 2006 - Report this comment
Fine wordplaystation.
Red Ant - December 04, 2006 - Report this comment
Great job on a great Original Song (OS). Liked the "I'm so ashamed/ For following crappy fads" lines the best.
Yoidy - December 04, 2006 - Report this comment
Great concept! 555
Chris Pollman - December 04, 2006 - Report this comment
Excellent job. If only those PS3's cost $555 haha! Keep up the good work :)
Kristof Robertson - December 04, 2006 - Report this comment
Enjoyed this one tremendously, Michelle. 555
Stuart McArthur - December 04, 2006 - Report this comment
you won me with the title, Michelle, but the whole parody was very well done - 555

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