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Song Parodies -> "Monday Bloody Monday"

Original Song Title:

"Sunday Bloody Sunday"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

U2

Parody Song Title:

"Monday Bloody Monday"

Parody Written by:

MattD

The Lyrics

We've all been there...
I can't believe the day today
I'm late for work and all I hear is f**king rain...
What's wrong.... I'll tell you what's f**king wrong..
What's wrong.... What's wrong.....

Last night.... Had too much to drink
Last night.......

Broken bottles on my living room floor
10 pizza boxes and a hole in the door
Who's that sleeping on the couch...
I could have sworn I kicked that stupid loser out...

Monday, bloody Monday
Monday, bloody Monday
Monday, bloody Monday
Monday, bloody Monday

And now my bastard car won't start...
I've a good mind to tear the f**king thing apart...
Today there's something deeply wrong
That's why I'm singing such a stupid pointless song...

Monday, bloody Monday
Monday, bloody Monday

What's wrong... this time I don't know what's wrong...
What's wrong.... what's wrong......

Tonight..... Parents coming round for tea....
Tonight....
Why me, why me?
Why me, why me?
F**K KNOWS!

(guitar solo)

Here comes that girl from up the road...
Someone should tell her that she's such an ugly toad....
The neighbours whinge about the noise
My dog stole all their kiddies' toys....
On...

Monday, bloody Monday
Monday, bloody Monday
Monday, bloody Monday
Monday, bloody Monday

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Overall Rating: 4.6

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MrMacphisto - April 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Cool parody! Are you British? The lyrics definitely had a British feel to them....
MattD - April 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Yeah, I'm British. 100% and not always proud of it. Glad you liked the parody.

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