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Song Parodies -> "I Still Haven't Found WMD"

Original Song Title:

"I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For"

Original Performer:

U2

Parody Song Title:

"I Still Haven't Found WMD"

Parody Written by:

Laurence Dunne

The Lyrics

I have climbed the desert mountains
I have scanned through the fields
Only to find a few, Only to find a few

I have talked to the guys
Who made Saddams yellow pies
and then destroyed all trace, and then destroyed all trace

But I still haven't found WMD
But I still haven't found WMD

I have made many trips
Felt them slipping through my fingertips
They said there was a fire, a bio-weapons pyre

I have searched the sunni mecca
I have held the hands of a kurd
I was warm just last night
I look under each stone

But I still haven't found WMD
But I still haven't found WMD

I believe when the US come
All the Vx was already gone
Already gone, but yes I'm still looking

You dropped the bombs and loosed the chain
Carried the cross and brought Davie Kay,
David Kay, while Hans Blix says Nay

But I still haven't found WMD
But I still haven't found WMD

But I still haven't found WMD
But I still haven't found WMD

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Michael Pacholek - October 06, 2003 - Report this comment
All fives, even though I already did "I Still Haven't Found Why We Go to War" back in February. What the hell, they both make Georgie look like a lying moron.
Leah Lockhart - November 15, 2003 - Report this comment
This was really funny. We could make an album devoted to this conflict!

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