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Song Parodies -> "The Ulrich Is a Chump: Forever Wrong"

Original Song Title:

"Forever Eyes"

Original Performer:

Twila Paris

Parody Song Title:

"The Ulrich Is a Chump: Forever Wrong"

Parody Written by:

Edward Genereux

The Lyrics

Here is my first parody in an album's worth of parodies of Twila Paris' classic 1984 album The Warrior Is a Child. This parody cycle concerns how the once-proud metal band Metallica sold out, particularly after the Black Album. The three albums that followed sold well but were heavily overrated. One can only hope that the band is making a recovery with Death Magnetic. For now, they very much suck. This is my first Twila parody in one and a half years.
Stanza I.
Album by album, they have become far worse and worse
E'er since Cliff Burton was put in a funeral hearse.
Live Sh*t was decent; can't say the same of S&M.
Load and Reload and St. Anger were insults from them whom you boo.

Forever wrong,
Forever wrong.
They will never have good songs,
Forever wrong.
They have sold out for too long
When they are forever wrong.

Stanza II.
Some punks, they say that St. Anger was one of their best.
The way they sold out was one that I surely detest.
Lars, he sued Napster; I can't say I look up to him.
Load and Reload and St. Anger were insults from them whom you boo.


Oh, generic they are by now; what do I do?
Do I turn now to Megadeth to start anew?
Are you disillusioned with the "music" you hear
Or should I get me Death Magnetic this year?


Forever wrong, they sure are forever wrong.
It may be too late to save Ulrich, Hetfield, Hammett and Trujillo from further mediocrity.

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Tommy Turtle - February 23, 2010 - Report this comment
You missed your name in a parody/tribute yesterday. :) (DKTOS or the whole story here, sorry.)
Edward Genereux - February 24, 2010 - Report this comment
Actually, I saw it. Thanks for the tribute. I am likely to add a comment.

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