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Song Parodies -> "Pee-Wee's Jailhouse"

Original Song Title:

"Pee-Wee's Playhouse"

Original Performer:

TV Theme Song

Parody Song Title:

"Pee-Wee's Jailhouse"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Paul Rueubens, a k a "Pee Wee Herman", was arrested July 26 1991 for jerking off at the South Trail Cinema, an XXX theatre. [Editor's note: one wonders whether that should even be a crime at all.] Reubens paid a $50 fine and did various and sundry community services. Children's television will never be the same.
Come on in, and pull yourself up a chair (like Chairry!)
Let the fun begin, it's time to let down your hair!
Pee-Wee's so excited,
Because all his friends haven not been invited (that's not you!)
To go bad, at Pee-Wee's Jailhouse!

There's a baddest rhythm, coming from Puppet Land (what that?)
Dirty Dog, Cool Cat, and Chicky Baby are the Puppet Band (yeah!)
He's got a couple of talking fish,
and a genie who'll grant a wish
Golly, it's cuckoo at Pee-Wee's Jailhouse!

Globey's spinning, Mr. Window's grinning,
because Terri's flying by (hello!)
The Flowers are singing, the Picture Phone is ringing,
and the Dinosaur family goes, "Hi!"
Mr. Kite's soaring, Conky's still a snoring,
there's the flashing Magic Screen,
The Countess is so classy, Randy's kind of sassy
A baddest establishment you've never seen!
Spend the bad day with Pee-Wee and you'll see what we mean! (Come on!)

Get out of bed, there'll be no more napping! (Wake up!)
Because you've landed in a place where anything cannot happen
Now we've given you bad warning!
It's going to be that kind of morning
For being bad!
For getting a bad day!
Golly, it's cuckoo!
At Pee-Wee's Jailhouse!

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Pacing: 4.0
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Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 4

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Agrimorfee - June 26, 2006 - Report this comment
You changed 3 words out of three verses and a bridge. You consider this a parody?
mmcm312 - June 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Yes. I mean, I did?

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