Where's Osama bin Laden? (Where is Osama?)
Bush is still looking Osama may be dyin'.
He could be somewhere near the end (Somewhere near)
He's been in a cave and hidin'.

Oooohhh. As long as we got a bother
We got lots of parodies on our hands.
Osama B., Crazier than Syd B.
The suckiest schemer who's never quit dreamin.

As long as he keeps on losin'
we can take anything that comes our way
Baby, rain or shine, all the time
We'll find Osama, ending his laughter and love.