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Song Parodies -> "The Sacks Of Wife"

Original Song Title:

"The Facts Of Life"

Original Performer:

TV Show Theme

Parody Song Title:

"The Sacks Of Wife"

Parody Written by:

Claude Prez

The Lyrics

Just some silliness
You take your spouse, you take some bags
You take an axe and there you have
The sacks of wife
The sacks of wife

You go six feet below the grass will grow so
no one knows about
The sacks of wife
The sacks of wife

Cause the world don't applaud
When some dipstick slaughters a broad

You'll find they don't appreciate
And even might incarcerate you
You-wooowooo
They'll throw you in the can for life
Unless you
Bury them sacks of wife (bury them sacks of wife) etc...

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Melhi - November 18, 2003 - Report this comment
"Cause the world don't applaud
When some dipstick slaughters a broad"
The whole thing is hilarious, but that verse is particularly, exquisitely, delightfully brilliant. Love it! (Probably won't be inviting hubby to read it over my shoulder, later, but I love it!)
Diva - November 18, 2003 - Report this comment
Midol beats axe.
Claude Prez - November 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Melhi: Thanks, and I confess I doubt my wife will ever see this one either (though she rarely sees any of these). Diva: Is that some sort of "rock/ paper/ scissors" thing I don't know about? ; )
Peregrin - November 19, 2003 - Report this comment
I thought this was good, Claude
Guy - November 29, 2003 - Report this comment
Clever yet morbidly sick. You goin' postal, Claude?

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