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Song Parodies -> "Captain Jesus Theme Song"

Original Song Title:

"Captain Planet Theme Song"

Original Performer:

Turner Broadcasting

Parody Song Title:

"Captain Jesus Theme Song"

Parody Written by:

Captain Jesus

The Lyrics

Eye Patch!
A dubious map with an X denoting the location of burried treasure!

Go Jesus
When ye hooks combine I be Captain Jesus!

Captain Jesus he's our saviARR!
Kinda sexy, but he ain't no playARR!
English Chanel, purified
And he's fighting on Jack Spearow's side!
Captain Jesus he's our saviARR!
Kinda sexy, but he ain't no playARR!
Gonna give the plank to sinnARRS
Killed Chuck Norris and spanked Jack BauRR!

You'll pay for this Captain JESUS! (Satan)

I be Captain Jesus!
And I will smite ye, too
If ye be a homo, or a Jew!
I can turn water into rum!
Party up in Heaven when Rapture comes!

Salvation be YARRS, Matey!

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