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Song Parodies -> "Twitter and the Weiner Man"

Original Song Title:

"Tweeter and the Monkey Man"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Traveling Wilburys

Parody Song Title:

"Twitter and the Weiner Man"

Parody Written by:

Dan Creeden

The Lyrics

Just had to do my take on Weiner Gate. Can't believe no one used this Traveling Wilbury song as a parody....
Twitter and the Weiner man were from different worlds
But soon the two would collide and one life soon unfurl
One’s a media that specializes in what’s on one’s mind
The other is a Senator who had way too much time

The Senator thought it sexy that if he did post
Pictures of his abs and boxers so he could boast
To several young ladies across the World Wide Web
And not thinking of his wife, but just he’s ego instead

( Chorus )
And then the news got round and onto Capital Hill
People talking while their gawking
People couldn’t get their fill

When it found the light of day, the media did attack
The Weiner man did replied, ” My Twitter must have been hacked.
I’d never do such a thing to my constituents, so dear
Just a case of identity thief, who had a bone to share I fear

He took that stance for the next few days
Claiming Twitter was the main cause
That their security software was a little limp
And didn’t quite have the balls
But a couple of ladies spoke up with new pictures for proof
With the Senator showing off his abs, and part of his birthday suit

Chorus

Soon there was a call to arms by both the left and right
Calling for his resignation for those online sights
Weiner held on dearly hoping for a master bait and switch
Looking for a way out since his life now was a bitch

Another set of pictures produced, so now he had no choice
To finally call a press conference and speak in shameful voice
“The Bad News is I will step down for the things I showed the world
The Good News I’m the new centerfold
In the next issue of Playgirl”

Chorus

Just when you thought you heard it all, a new twist appears
Something so bittersweet that can bring anyone to tears
Seems while Weiner was tweeting, he was still attentive to his wife
And as a result they both will soon be expecting a little life

I hope that things will turn out right, for the new Mom and Dad
As long as the Weiner Man can learn not to be a cad
But just in case they have a girl, please don’t let him name her
Cause he might have a relapse and choose Sharon Mya Weiner

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Elliot Spitzer - July 01, 2011 - Report this comment
Hey, I was paying for sex with high-end whores and got a job on CNN! I predict a bright future for Weinerboy. After all, if your a Democrat, it's not what perverted things you do that matter...it's your ideology that counts
David Vitter - July 02, 2011 - Report this comment
Hey, I was paying for sex with high-end whores and got re-elected to the Senate from a Bible Belt State! I predict NO future for Weinerboy. After all, it's "Do as I say, not as I do"... if you're a Republican.
Marion Berry - July 03, 2011 - Report this comment
Hey, I was Mayor of D.C. who got caught on tape trying to buy crack cocaine and still got re-elected. If you're a Dumbocrat, you can be a worthless drug addict and...no problemo!
Ray Nagin - July 03, 2011 - Report this comment
Hey, I was Mayor of New Orleans and I let hundreds of folks who elected me drown instead of getting them out in hundreds of school buses, which also drowned. Got re-elected! Just goes to show, you can be an incompetent empty suit in the Donkey Party (sound familiar) and get idiots to vote for you
Slick Willy - July 03, 2011 - Report this comment
Hey, I let 9/11 get planned on my watch because I was too busy hunting poon and getting hummers in the oval office from naive, pliable interns. Could've killed Bin Laden, but y'know...priorities. And I'm still beloved by my people!
The Dominant Liberal Establishment Mass Media - July 03, 2011 - Report this comment
Hey, Democrats! We got your back. We'll fervently foam at the mouth in looking for any Republican indescretion while trying our best to sweep any Democrat goof under the rug. Case in point, we hounded Trent Lott to resign his senate majority leadership (which he did) for giving props to poor old Strom Thurmond on his 100th birthday (Strom wasn't a big supporter of civil rights in his day), yet we saw absolutely no problem with Bill Clinton lovingly euligize Robert Byrd at his funeral. The same Robert Byrd who once was a Grand Kleagle in the KKK and used the term "white n(word)s" in the press. Kinda makes Strom look like a choirboy.

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