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Song Parodies -> "Vast Bra"

Original Song Title:

"Fast Car"

Original Performer:

Tracey Chapman

Parody Song Title:

"Vast Bra"

Parody Written by:

jj lucia-wright

The Lyrics

Vast Bra

I need a vast bra
Im of to get new underwear
something with sex appeal
stop my jugs from swinging elsewhere
m and s is better
tits like a tank not much to choose
millets may have something
Me myself and my really big boobs

i need a vast bra
bust to big my feet disappear
feels like I'm carrying 4
when i lay down they part in the middle
stick out way to far
don't see me just talk to the titty
last night i prayed to god
for underwear that has more give in

See my fun bags are a problem
can hold a coke bottle that's the way it is
I'm to top heavy for twerking
get whip lash with tats like this
tops don't hold my baps in
my belly button is just a myth
lovely spot to rest my chin
pound for pound there worth a few quid

You got a vast bra
cant see your feet? then the answers yes
We gotta flaunt those tittty’s
breasts so big you could feed a creche

but the bastard upderwiring sticking out my bra
pierced my boob just like kerplunk
titty lumps stuck out before me
straps twisted my boulder holder
And I had bra that felt oh so wrong
and I had a bra that felt oh so wrong
oh so wrong
oh so wrong

You got a small bra
not much growth, since you were 12
aint got much up top
get your support bras from tammy girl
no raised bumps in your sweater
fake chicken breasts and your chest is loaded
praise the lord for nipples
Got no cleavage keep them covered





but the bastard upderwiring sticking out my bra
pierced my boob just like kerplunk
titty lumps stuck out before me
straps twisted my boulder holder
And I had bra that felt oh so wrong
and I had a bra that felt oh so wrong
oh so wrong
oh so wrong

I've got a vast bra
when i sleep there like welsh hills
d’ya keep your keys and phone in your bra
See more of my nipples than i do my kids
bouncy like a red setter
Thought duck tape or cling film would help control it
I need to know there not going nowhere
taking a risk, there not safe while driving

but the bastard upderwiring sticking out my bra
pierced my boob just like kerplunk
titty lumps stuck out before me
straps twisted my boulder holder
And I had bra that felt oh so wrong
and I had a bra that felt oh so wrong
oh so wrong
oh so wrong

You got a vast bra
cant see your feet? then the answers yes
We gotta flaunt those titty’s
breasts so big you could feed a creche

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Patrick - March 07, 2016 - Report this comment
A challenging original song, don't think I've seen anyone parody it before. I've never had to manage a pair of Welsh hills before. You have my sympathy.

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