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Song Parodies -> "Nessie The Elephant"

Original Song Title:

"Nellie The Elephant"

Original Performer:

Toy Dolls

Parody Song Title:

"Nessie The Elephant"

Parody Written by:

Adam Eccleshall

The Lyrics

In light of recent irrefutable evidence provided by Arwen and Stu McArthur...
By Loch Ness
A drunken hick thought he saw
A large and unusual animal
And he just stood in awe
One big fright
He thought he'd gone insane
Snapped some pics with a handycam
Just to satisfy his brain

Nessie the Elephant raised her trunk
And ended up in the tabloids
Pics they took, but were quickly debunked
"Junk, junk, junk"
Nessie the Elephant raised her trunk
But now she's gone into hiding
Pics they took, but were quickly debunked
"Junk, junk, junk"

Day by day
The media circus grew
But Nessie's the shy and retiring type,
She told the press "adieu"
No more pics
For Nessie had enough
She moved off to the Irish Sea
And she changed her name to Puff

Nessie the Elephant packed her trunk
For now she's out of the tabloids
Pics they took, but were quickly debunked
"Junk, junk, junk"
Nessie the Elephant raised her trunk
For now she's gone into hiding
Pics they took, but were quickly debunked
"Junk, junk, junk"

An army of tourist merchants
All made their way
North to the loch with some monster schlock
In the hope that mugs would pay

'cause Nessie the Elephant raised her trunk
And ended up in the tabloids
Pics they took, but were quickly debunked
"Junk, junk, junk"
Nessie the Elephant raised her trunk
But now she's gone into hiding
Pics they took, but were quickly debunked
"Junk, junk, junk"

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Sweet Indigo - January 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Hehe... That's very funny. I like 'junk junk junk' and 'changed her name to Puff' especially :D
Adam Eccleshall - January 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Indigo :-)
Arwen - January 10, 2005 - Report this comment
I don't know the original, Adam...but it made me grin, none the less. Next time you stop by the thread, drop a line and say hello!! =)
Ashkicksass - January 10, 2005 - Report this comment
I DKTOS either, Adam, but totally admire you for putting this one out! Bravo!
Adam Eccleshall - January 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, guys :-)
Arwen - Will do :-)
Agrimorfee - January 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks to Dr. Demento, I know the original. Good job! 555

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