Whitechild, oh yeah
Al Yankovic, oh
Ha-ha, uh-huh
Yeah, uh, uh
Whitechild yeah

Listen girl
What did you expect from a black lamb?
Don't you know the sun will make ya tan?
But I chose the tanning booth
So why do you act like the booth's lights are dim?
Looking like a piece of dirt
When I'm the one who puts lotion on and the sun still hurts
No wonder you don't go and flirt!

What you bakin'?
Stop lotioning me
She wasn't tan enough for me
You should wear shorts,not pants
I've tanned as much as I can
Do you ever go and leave the din, yeah?
Not that you should be slim
Now it's time to go to your youth
I think she's much more tan than you

What body part ya tanning?
Do you know about us back them?
Do you use lotion or mustard,girlfriend?
I'm not thinking that's right to them
But you burned him
Do you know why she won't belive?
Do you know how to get a tan for free?
She wasn't tan enough for me

Listen girl
Didn't he tell you the truth?
If not then why don't you ask him?
The maybe you can be more into him
Instead of worrying about me
And hopefully you won't find
All the reasons why his love didn't count
And why we couldn't work it out

What you bakin'?
Stop lotioning me
She wasn't tan enough for me
You should wear shorts,not pants
I've tanned as much as I can
Do you ever go and leave the din, yeah?
Not that you should be slim
Now it's time to go to your youth
I think she's much more tan than you

Oh yeah
So many reasons why are love is through, yeah
What makes you think he'll be good to you, no
It makes no sense cause he will never change
Girl you better recognize the game, oh yeah

What body part ya tanning?
Do you know about us back them?
Do you use lotion or mustard,girlfriend?
I'm not thinking that's right to them
But you burned him
Do you know why she won't belive?
Do you know how to get a tan for free?
She wasn't tan enough for me