Hey Condi! (a Toni Basil parody)

intro

(Oh Condi, you're so fine, you'll make the UN fall in line
Hey Condi! Hey Condi!)
(Oh Condi, you're so fine, you'll make the UN fall in line
Hey Condi! Hey Condi!)
(Oh Condi, you're so fine, you'll make the UN fall in line
Hey Condi! Hey Condi!)
(Oh Condi, you're so fine, you'll make the UN fall in line
Hey Condi! Hey Condi!)

(scene: oval office)

verse 1

Who ever thought a girl
From good ol' Birmingham
Could end up in the White House
A true Republican
The next four years are ours
We've got to have a plan, Condi!

verse 2

Well, Condi makes sense
Of this big ol' scary globe (W. cowers under desk in office)
She'll strong-arm any tyrant
She'll stone wall any probe (Condi slaps Israeli PM's hand off her knee)
Just tell me what to say, Koizumi's on the phone, Condi!

chorus

Oh, Condi isn't foreign policy just grand?
From the former eastern block
To the sticky desert sand
Oh Condi that's the perfect diplomatic stance
But what about France, Condi?
What do I do Condi, do Condi? (W. clings, child-like, to Condi's leg)
Don't sever ties Condi!
Hey Condi!

verse 3

Well, an oil company
Sought a way to thank her
So they christened in her name
A big ol' super tanker
Approaching the UN, (U.S.S. Condi Rice pulls up to UN)
Prepare to drop anchor, Condi! (anchor drops on K. Volker's head)

verse 4

Yea, she's Condoleezza Rice
And she always gives 'em hell
She'll discipline the French
She'll run the NFL
And you're more agreeable
Than Colin Powell, Condi!

© Copyright 2005 Michael Arazetti