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Song Parodies -> "Hey Mommy"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Toni Basil

Parody Song Title:

"Hey Mommy"

Parody Written by:

Ms Fakeford

The Lyrics

Hey Mommy your so slack
The whole block thinks your smoking crack
Hey Mommy, Hey Mommy
Mommy your so negligent
The Landlord says you paid no rent
Hey Mommy, Hey Mommy
You hung out all night, and that's a little wrong
Me and my brother were worried all night long,
But then you came in looking funny with a bong! Mommy

It's not what you think, and ignore what they say,
I'll always be your Mom, don't you worry anyway
Just stay in the house, dont wonder who I'm with
I'm not supermom but I'm not Susan Smith

Oh Mommy it's a pity, you don't understand,
We need you here at home while your chasing some new man
Oh Mommy we love you, can't you see we need a hand
The only meat we eat comes out of a can
Oh Mommy we know you need some fun, but we need attention to
Oh what you do Mommy, do Mommy it breaks our hearts Mommy

Hey Mommy your so slack the whole block claims your smoking crack
Hey Mommy, Hey Mommy
Hey Mommy your so confused
Our teachers think we are abused
Hey Mommy, Hey Mommy

Oh kiddies it's a pity, yall don't understand
I'm much to young to be tied with demands
Go visit Grandma, spend the night if you can
She'll be glad to see ya, and I'll be here with Stan,

Oh kiddies don't cry so hard and cut me so slack
I'll take you to McDonald's when we I get your father's check
Oh kiddies call your dads, maybe one of them will come back
I'm on the move kiddie,
On themove kiddies, move kiddies
Don't stop my groove kiddies

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 41

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