-> "Funky Cool Madonna"
Original Song Title:
"Funky Cold Medina" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Funky Cool Madonna"
Yo! There's something I love to tell you all. Hit it!
Ba-da, ba-da, ba-da, ba-da, dum, Ha-ha, dum. Ha-ha, dum. Ha-ha, dum-dum-dum . Ha-ha,dum. Ha-ha-dum. Ha-ha, dum-dum-da-dum.
Hey listen everybody. There's this girl that I adore and she's been very popular since 1984.
She's a very hot dancer and a gorgeous singer too. Her life got better ever since she broke up with guess who?
She makes a lot of records and she has so many fans. The clothing that she wears is really absolutely cool Man.
She's fun and more outgoing than my ex-girlfriend Sondra. The girl that I'm so wild about is Funky Cool Madonna.
Dum. Ha-ha, dum. Ha-ha, dum. Ha-ha-dum, Funky Cool Madonna. Ha-ha, dum. Ha-ha-dum. Ha-ha, dum-dum-da-dum.
To me she's a great actress and to others, they think not. But the type of characters that she plays I know she's really hot.
In the movie Dick Tracy, she played Breatheless Mahoney. The way she acted and sang with the girls was no baloney.
She made another movie. Who's That Girl was the name. She got even with fugitives by playing her own game.
She acts a lot better than Lorne Greene who starred in Bonanza. No other actor can ever top Funky Cool Madonna.
Dum. You know what I'm saying? Dum. Almost everybody loves her Man. Michael Jackson loved her. George Michael loves her. Sean Penn used to love her and I love her too Man. Ha-ha, dum-dum-da-dum.
The music video she made that was banned from M.T.V. was called Justify My Love because it's way too sexy.
I never saw her video, but I like to one day and once I get to watch it, I'll decide if it's yay or nay.
In the song she didn't sing much. She was acting like a slut, but if she was naked in the film, then I love to see her butt.
Don't matter if the song's good. It's the girl that I'm so fond of. To me I love it when it's done by Funky Cool Madonna.
Dum. You know what I'm saying? Dum. They can't ban a Madonna video that I like. She is the hottest and coolest chick there is. Ha-ha, dum. All right. Let's break it down with some Madonna mixes right here Man.
Madonna: Ow. Ow.
Madonna: Can't see. Whee-whee. Spank me.
Chorus: Hanky panky.
Madonna: Ow. Ow.
Madonna: Can't see. Whee-whee. Clouds Disappear.
Dum. Ow-ow, dum. Ow-ow, dum. Ow-ow, dum-dum-dum. Ow-ow, dum. Ow-ow, dum. Ow-ow, dum-dum-da-dum.
I like the songs she sings. I think that they're the tops. Like Angel, True Blue, Material Girl and don't forget Dress You Up.
She also sings in Spanish and don't forget English too. All the songs that she performs are original and new.
They're all played on the radio. Even on T.V. and all the kinds of moves she does is deifinitly for me.
When she performs for her fans, she makes the world go round a. I always have and I always will love Funky Cool Madonna.
Dum. You know what I'm saying? Dum. That's who I love the best of them all Man. Dum, Funky Cool Madonna. Ha-ha, dum. Ha-ha, dum. Ha-ha, dum-dum-da-dum.
Madonna: That's right!
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