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Song Parodies -> "Flunky-Cult Latina"

Original Song Title:

"Funky Cold Medina"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Tone Loc

Parody Song Title:

"Flunky-Cult Latina"

Parody Written by:

L.D. Obblo

The Lyrics

Judge Sotomayor is being presented as a viable candidate for the Supreme Court despite her record, her "education" and her incomplete understanding of the law. The ideas in this song came from articles in The New York Times. There are far more qualified judges all over the US, but our Democrat Congress will push her through.
Judge Souter just retired and we're needing a replacement
Obama trots out this old broad whose IQ's in the basement
Yeah, she got into Princeton but her grades were not her ladder
'Cuz melanin will get you in when merit doesn't matter
Obama only picked her so he'd make points with her people
most of whom find daily work by hangin' at Home Depot
And just like them I bet this broad can't even spell subpoena
That's what you get when you select a Flunky-Cult Latina


Her grade-inflated status may give her some satisfaction
But tell me what's "affirmative" about that type of action
They listed her as "first in class" among her peers at Princeton
If you believe she earned first place, you're smoking more than Winstons
And her English skills in college? Oh, she redefined obtuse
Half her papers' footnotes referenced quotes by Dr Seuss
It's obvious she never did belong in that arena
Like salsa on a wedding cake - that's Flunky-Cult Latina

Obama needs her on the bench to further his agenda
The Platters got it wrong 'cuz we just found the Great Pretenda'
Compared to other justices, her competence seems chintzy
'Cuz she's been overturned more times than Monica Lewinsky
And no one seems to care that she's a proud La Raza member
So why not ask a Klansman or recruit from Black September?
When she talked of making policy and laughed like a hyena
I knew the game was over then. Thanks, Flunky-Cult Latina

Justice may be blind but now this bitch insists on peekin'
I'll bet she'll show some empathy - if you're a Puerto Rican
She seems to think the court could use a cultural transfusion
That's evidence against ya if you've come to that conclusion
I hope the tricks she used before eventually get banished
like her custom Magic 8-ball with the answers shown in Spanish
She's gonna have an impact just like Hurricane Katrina
Can't do no worse than bear the curse of Flunky-Cult Latina

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Overall Rating: 5.0

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Tone Def - July 13, 2009 - Report this comment
DKTOS so can't vote pacing but 5's for funny! Wicked rhymes throughout & TMGLTM but chintzy/Lewinsky line stands out.
Mark Scotti - July 13, 2009 - Report this comment
I did know the OS, and this was HILARIOUS!!! Great use of OS!!!
Funky Mo Cantina - October 22, 2010 - Report this comment
Hilarious and TRUE!!!

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