Awright, take it

I'm chillin' at the castle and I'm lookin' for some action
The king says that I oughta give Lord Baramos a smashin'
Got 50 G's from Kingy, with some clothing and a mace
But I need some more to start the score, Yo, I'll head to Luisa's Place
A Soldier, Pilgrim, and Wizard were sittin' at the bar
They were lookin' for a fourth member so they could travel far
So I got up and strolled over to the other side of the cantina
I asked the guys where they were going
And they said "Tower of Najima"

Tower of Najima

These fighters told me what I need to know to start my quest
To catch a thief named Bakor on an island to the west
He stole a key from the treasury and turned his tail and fled
So if we had this key to ourselves, we'd open doors of gold and red
So we left the castle walls, when we saw some balls of goo
They slid toward us with a goofy stare
And did the Wild Thing on my shoe
We planned and fought with all our might, cause our team was much meaner
But now all the slimes stand in our way
Of the Tower of Najima

You know what I'm sayin'? I got every slimeball in the neighborhood breathin' down my neck.
I also got Black Ravens, and Horned Rabbits too
They won't let my party reach Najima, pal

Went up to this cave, we were all at Level 3-ma
I thought it had to be a passage to the Tower of Najima
I learned my thought was right
And found an inn under the base
A player seeking just the thief
Would miss it in his haste
So we climbed up to the top, and everything went well in the battles
But when we reached the fourth floor
There was trouble in store
I was poisoned by a Babble
So I killed the sludge, took an Antidote, and washed it down with some Aquafina
Cause you must be sure
That your body's pure
In the Tower of Najima

You know, ain't no playin' wit' toxic waste
We are the boyz'n we're not down with the poison, ya know?

Break it down

Top of the tower, lookin' for the key's location
The gracious Bakor gave it away without an altercation
The next place I had to go was an ancient sealed-off cave
So I got a bomb in the town of Reeve, then went back home to save
I blew up the wall, thinkin' of the treasures I'll be gettin'
Instead the dungeon foes all dragged me straight to Armageddon
Can't have the monsters playing Ike to my passive role of Tina
So it's back outside to level up at the Tower of Najima

Ya know what I'm sayin'? That Najima's the place, y'all.
Tower of Najima