-> "Man Hands"
Original Song Title:
"Clap Hands"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Man Hands"
The Lyrics
Wait, wait, look at my date
We set it up blind, and now it's too late
She's looking fairly pretty, but she's got one trait
That I just can't ignore, it's a feature that I hate
Man hands, man hands
Man hands, those man hands
Said glitch, glitch, she's got a little glitch
When she was born God must've been asleep at the switch
Must look away now, because my eyes itch
And though I really hate to stare, at least she's not a bitch
Man hands, man hands
Man hands, those man hands
Why, why, did you do this, guys?
Thought it would be funny, try to burn your buddies' eyes?
I don't mean to seem rude, but can't you give one more try
Please end this blind date now cause I think I want to cry
Sad glitch, glitch, she's got a little glitch
When she was born God must've been asleep at the switch
Must look away now, because my eyes itch
And though I really hate to stare, at least she's not a bitch
Man hands, man hands
Man hands, those man hands
Free, free, thank the lord, I'm free
The date has finally ended, all on account of me
Don't wanna seem cruel, but it's the anatomy
Her face was kina nice, but those hands were of a he
Man hands, man hands
Man hands, man hands
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