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Song Parodies -> "Incisor"

Original Song Title:

"Insider"

Original Performer:

Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers with Stevie Nicks

Parody Song Title:

"Incisor"

Parody Written by:

pimrizr

The Lyrics

You've got a dangerous gum disease
From everything you've chewed up
Yeah you've got tooth problems
It don't show when you brush up
And I'm the one who oughta know
I'm the one you left to rot
Yeah I'm the dirty biting fool
Who was never brushed enough

I'm an incisor, I been burned by the cider
And I've had to bite through some hard surfaces
For me brushing's dire -- I'm an incisor

It's a circle of brush cycles
It's a hall of dentures
It's a bagel without cream cheese
You can taste the danger
And I'm the one who oughta know
I'm the one you couldn't brush
Yeah I'm the lonely yellow one
I'm the one left in the dust

I'm an incisor, I been burned by the cider
And I've had to bite through some hard surfaces
For me brushing's dire -- I'm an incisor

I'll bet you eat nacho cheese
I'll bet you don't even know
Yeah cut down on the sugar please
Those quiet years of rot and mold
And I'm the one who oughta know
I'm the one you left to rust
Not one of your molar friends
I'm the one you couldn't brush

I'm an incisor, I been burned by the cider
And I've had to bite through some hard surfaces
For me brushing's dire -- I'm an incisor

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Claude Prez - October 26, 2003 - Report this comment
I haven't thought about this song in a long time. Pretty sharp.

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