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Song Parodies -> "I Can't Bend Down"

Original Song Title:

"I Won't Back Down"

Parody Song Title:

"I Can't Bend Down"

Parody Written by:

Rhea Strange

The Lyrics

Big girls don't cry...we eat
Well I can't... bend...down
So I don't ...bend...down
If I do bend down
I can't get back up
So I don't... bend...down

There's a hole... down...town
Where I just... fell...down
Going to take a truck
To drag me back up
Cause I'm un...der... ground
And I'm way... on... down

Chorus

Hey!...Up there!!!
There ain't no way I'll crawl out
Hey, I'm still un...der... ground
And I ain't... been... found

Well about... mid...night
A tow-truck... a...rrived
And the wheels just kept
On spinning all around
Then the truck... broke... down
I'm still un...der... ground

Hey! Up there!!!
Don't think I'll ever get out
If you're still around
Throw some food on down
Throw some food on down
Throw some food on down

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 7

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Cici - October 13, 2004 - Report this comment
I can relate. Great pacing and very funny!.
John Barry - October 13, 2004 - Report this comment
I won't vote down. 5s.
Rhea Strange - October 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you John
M-Dawg - October 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Love it! Funny. Love the "truck broke down" part ! Here take these 5's down there with ya!
Peregrin - October 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Very good, I liked it
Rudi - October 14, 2004 - Report this comment
M-Dawg and Peregrin, thank you both for reading my first parody. I'm so glad you liked it.

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