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Song Parodies -> "A Trucker's Dilemma"

Original Song Title:

"Love is a Long Road"

Parody Song Title:

"A Trucker's Dilemma"

Parody Written by:

MrMacphisto

The Lyrics

I didn't have a clue
About "incendiary"
I gave the cam a whirl
But then I gained too much speed
Yeah, I was desperate then
Cause I was carrying oil

And oh no!
Gonna blow my load
Yeah oh no!
Gonna blow my load

There were so many times
I would drink until noon
Yeah, when my shift came around
I would drive like a loon
I didn't have a chance
To try and dodge the pole

And oh no!
Gonna blow my load
Yeah oh no!
Gonna blow my load

Then I went to a strip club
I had to get off the road
Some lady had to get rough
She strangled me like a rope
That's when I lost my pants
And man, her hands were cold

And oh no!
Gonna blow my load
Yeah oh no!
Gonna blow my load

Oh no!
Gonna blow my load
Yeah oh no!
Gonna blow my load

Uh!

Oh no!
Gonna grab my chode

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