[instrumental intro]

Oh, save me, 'cause I'm in some deep trouble right now
Yeah, I'm freaked-out so bad; I can't scream
Man, I didn't know it might happen like this
Never been so frightened; soon I might not exist
Guess I should have known better than to go for a dip
Don't see no one around; guess I'm in some deep sh*t

I said
"Oy vey" (Oy vey)
"Damn, Oy vey, man"

Out sailing
Now here comes a shark
Guess this dip was not too smart
I'm seeing my fate
It's looking very dark
I'm flailing
And here comes that shark
[to lead guitar notes] {Oh, man I think that I'm farked}

Well, yeah, I had some "chaser's" then thought '"swimmin', that's fun"
Oh, now I realize that was dumb
Yeah, guess I should have known and then understood
But my head was f*cked up; I was in a cloud
Like a dope I went swimmin', for cryin' out loud
I'm seein' those shark fins, yeah, I see his grin

Damn, I pled
"Oy vey" (Oy vey)
In dismay

I'm praying
Praying really hard
That I don't get killed by a shark
I think that his bite
Is worse than his bark
I'm shaking
And here comes that shark
{I'm farked}

Oh, hope he don't kill me, I say
Hope that I don't get chewed
He's gonna kill me; Save me!
It looks like I am screwed
Might be his dinner
Or appetizer
This has gone much too far
Soon gonna be shark food

[instrumental break]
{Looks like soon I will be shark food}
{Oh, dammit man, that's screwed}
{As for my future – sure don't look good}
{I'd stay on dry land – if only I could}

Oy vey (I say)
"Damn, Oy vey, man"

I'm wailing
And it's getting dark
Imagery for this; quite stark
I feel like shark bait
And here's the worst part
Behind him comes another shark

Heart's failing
And here come those sharks
[Frantic, high-pitched screams of terror and agony]

[instrumentals out to fade]

[More terrified and agonized high-pitched screams in background]

Now here come those sharks

OH-OH, OH, NONO
[Still more terrified/agonized screams]

Devoured, eaten bythosesharks
[Distant, fading screams to end]