Got a good friend I stayed with a while
Never paid rent, never helped out with chores
Never had a job, don't need to make money
All my clothes are from other peoples' drawers

I'm out of food when your refrigerator's empty
And I'm broke when you've got no cash in your bank
Every evening I'll borrow your vehicle
Every morning you'll find an empty tank

And I'm free-, freeloadin'
Yeah I'm free-, freeloadin'

I'm like a vampire sucking life from others
I eat dinner at a different house each night
I'm a bad boy 'cause I mooch for a living
It's a good life being a human parasite

And I'm free-, freeloadin'
Yeah I'm free-, freeloadin'
Freeloadin', now I'm freeloadin', now I'm
Freeloadin', now I'm freeloadin', now I'm

I wanna live like a king in others' castles
I wanna friend who insists that he buy
I'm gonna freeload so life costs me nothin'
I'm gonna leech this world 'till it's dry

And I'm free-, freeloadin'
Yeah I'm free-, freeloadin'
And I'm free-, freeloadin'
(and so forth)