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Song Parodies -> "Free Shoppin'"

Original Song Title:

"Free Fallin'"

Original Performer:

Tom Petty

Parody Song Title:

"Free Shoppin'"

Parody Written by:

Green Bloodied Hound Dogs

The Lyrics

There's A New Store, Here In The State
New Jersey, In America Too
There's A New Store, Sells Books About Elvis
And Dylan And The Beatles Too

It's A Big Place, Right Here In Newark
Near A Freeway, Runnin' From The Mall
And I'm A Bad Boy, For Running In The Street
I'm A Bad Boy For Robbin' The New Store

And It's Free, Free Shoppin'
Yeah, It's Free, Free Shoppin'

At Best Buy, CD's On The Shelf
All Cheaper, At Vegas Boulevard
And All The Bad Boys, Standing In The Men's Room
All The Good Girls, Are Home With Barbie Dolls

And It's Free, Free Shoppin'
Yeah, It's Free, Free Shoppin'
Free Shoppin' Now It's Free Shoppin', Now I'm
Free Shoppin' Now It's Free Shoppin', Now I'm

I Wanna TV, Only For A Penny
I Wanna Guitar, Like Jimi Hendrix Played
Gotta Free Trip, Out To Hawaii
Gonna Leave This Home For A While

And It's Free, Free Shoppin'
Yeah, I'm Free, Free Shoppin'

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