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Song Parodies -> "Brie Callin'"

Original Song Title:

"Free Fallin'"

Original Performer:

Tom Petty

Parody Song Title:

"Brie Callin'"

Parody Written by:

Michael C Miller

The Lyrics

This parody started from a misheard lyric. When I first heard the original, I thought the lyric was "she love's CHEESES and america too" instead of "JESUS and america too".
She's a Gouda girl, loves Ricotta
Swiss cheeses and American too
She's a Gouda girl, crazy 'bout Muenster
Lim-bur-ger, Colby and Bleu

At a par-ty, she'll be by the cheese ball
Whether port-wine, cheddar or mixed
All the boys come by to cajole her
Try the veggie plate or the Chex mix...but

She hears Brieeeeeeeeeeee, Brie callin'
(Brie callin', she hears Brea callin)
She hears Brieeeeeeeeeeee, Brie callin'

She doesn't care that, she seldom has fresh breath
She might phlegm some, but she takes it in stride
Her cholesterol, goes higher and higher
She just says well, we all have to die

(Repeat chorus)

She wants to slide 'round on Mozzarella
And grab a chunk of hot pepper Jack
If it would rain down Havarti and Feta
She would say life can't be better than that

(Repeat chorus)

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Royce Miller - December 16, 2003 - Report this comment
good parody
AussieBullDog - December 16, 2003 - Report this comment
Pacing could have been better, but a good idea.
Diva - December 16, 2003 - Report this comment
I liked it.
Michael Pacholek - December 16, 2003 - Report this comment
Ahhhh, the power of cheese!
Allergic2Gravity - December 21, 2003 - Report this comment
Perfect for all these cheesy holiday parties !
PiMrizr - December 29, 2003 - Report this comment
hilarious. great parody

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