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Song Parodies -> "Mary Jane's Last Chance"

Original Song Title:

"Mary Jane's Last Dance"

Original Performer:

Tom Petty

Parody Song Title:

"Mary Jane's Last Chance"

Parody Written by:

Necrotoxen666

The Lyrics

I grew up in a Marijuana town.
Had a good-payin' job that never let me down
But I'd toke all day and toke all night
I never remember much, cause I'm baked every night

I first started smoking at the age of fourteen
I blew the boys away, I had more than they'd seen
I was introduced, and my buzz it groovin'
I said, "take it easy, but my mind said keep going, on.
Keep smoking on

Last chance with Mary Jane, one more puff to kill the pain
I hear someone sneakin' in, or am I going insane again

Well, I don't know, what you've been
But I've never slow down, and it'll never get old.
Tired of waking up, with no bud in my hand
I need to start growing, my own damn plant.

Oh my, my, Oh hell yes
Maui is the one and only best
Pick me a bud, grab me a bong.
Sittin' in my room, cause this doesn't take long

Last chance with Mary Jane, one more puff to kill my brain
I hear someone sneakin' in, or am I going insane again

Well the pigs are down, out by the stairs
They caught me in my underwear
They took my out of my hotel room
My time will be coming soon

Oh my, my, Oh hell yes
Can I have just one request
I was too shamed to cry, and I pulled out a bone.
Can I hit this last rolled one while I walk to the road

Last chance with Mary Jane, one more puff to kill my brain
I hear someone sneakin' in, or am I going insane again

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