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Song Parodies -> "911 Is Now Online"

Original Song Title:

"867-5309/Jenny"

Original Performer:

Tommy Tutone

Parody Song Title:

"911 Is Now Online"

Parody Written by:

Michael

The Lyrics

Officer, how to contact you?
You gave a PDA not a laptop
I know i shouldn't call cept' for emergencies
But this is urgent man i have to call now
Yeah, tell me

Police, I know your number
I [laughs] now it is online
Police, don't change your number
911 is now online
911 is now online
911 is now online
911 is now online

Coppy coppy don't go arrest me (Woo! Sing it!)
You barely know me, and you make me [laughs] h*rny!
I tried to call before the line was busy(other more "important problems)
I tried to hold on, but i just started to loose controll
(I'm loosing my mind!)
Police - [laughs] - I don't want my hands up!
I - What you smoking there? Viagra!
Police, be on the phone number
911 is now online
911 is now online
911 is now online
911 is now online

Break it down!
I got your home phone
I got it for some phone XXX
I got your home phone
For a get together
For a get together

911 is now online
911 is now online
911 is now online
911 is now online
911 is now online
911 is now onlinw
a-is now online!
911 is now online
Press *27!
911 is now online
Woo! Alright!

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judge Dennis - October 11, 2011 - Report this comment
WHAT IF SHE HAS FIGURED OUT THE GAME? WHAT IF THE REAL AUTHORITIES OR THE PRESS COME? WHAT IF SHE KNEW ALL ALONG AND PLANNED IT THIS WAY?

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