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Song Parodies -> "PX-75309"

Original Song Title:

"Jenny (867-5309)"

Original Performer:

Tommy Tu-Tone

Parody Song Title:

"PX-75309"

Parody Written by:

Sci-Fried

The Lyrics

This is the story of Stargate team SG-13. Also a tribute to Don Davis who played General Hammond in Stargate SG-1.
General Hammond, who can I turn to?
Better send someone to our rescue.
This planet ain't like the others before.
We found the address on some ancient door.

General please dial that number.
Quick before we all die.
General don't close the iris.
On PX-75309
PX-75309
PX-75309
PX-75309

General, General - Jaffa are all around me.
I think I heard someone scream "Jaffa Kree"
We lost two members when I heard that before.
Death gliders above me I can't take anymore.

General please dial that number.
Apophis is still alive.
General don't close that iris.
On PX-75309
PX-75309
PX-75309
PX-75309

I shot him (I shot him)
Sometime around season 4
I shot him (I shot him)
But now he's back for more.

(solo)

General please dial that number.
I see his glowing eyes.
General we're going under.

On PX-75309
PX-75309
PX-75309
PX-75309

General, General we're in real deep poo
If we were SG-1 I know we would make it through!

we're gonna die
on px75309
we're gonna die
on px75309
we're gonna die
on px75309
we're gonna die
on px75309
we're gonna die(choking death sounds)


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Pacing: 4.4
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Overall Rating: 4.4

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Tokusou Sentai Blessranger - October 03, 2008 - Report this comment
What on Earth? I thought you were mentioning the robot from Lost Planet: Extreme Condition. Oh well, that's 1s for you.

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