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Song Parodies -> "1-900-JENNY"

Original Song Title:

"867-5309 (Jenny)"

Original Performer:

Tommy Tutone

Parody Song Title:

"1-900-JENNY"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

Dial 1-800-J*ZZALOT and get some nasty thoughts... Baby Called Back
Hey!

Jenny, Jenny
Blue? I can phone you
You are the someone that I can go talk to
I know you think I'm like the perverts before
Who saw your Pic and digits in Hustler

Jenny, I got your number
I got to feel fine
Jenny, I'll call your number

One nine oh oh, J E N NY
One nine oh oh, J E N NY
One nine oh oh, J E N NY
One nine oh oh, J E N NY

Jenny, Jenny
I'll whore you girl, phoning
I don't know thee, but thy voice is so lusty
I tried to call you before
But no credit card
You're voice is a sensation
Quite unlike hooker's

Jenny, I'll call your number
No, Jane would grab my vine
Jenny, I'll be your Tarzan

One nine oh oh, J E N NY
One nine oh oh, J E N NY
One nine oh oh, J E N NY
One nine oh oh, J E N NY

I called it (I called it) I called it
I called that number in porn mag
I called it (I called it) I called it
For a good time, for a few dimes shag

(Plugging number into phone,
Music in the background)
"Hey big boy
It's Jenny
I see you're all alone in that house of yours feeling lonely
So reach down pull it out and shove it in
No silly, not that
I meant your credit card number
For $8.75 a minute I'll show you a good time"
(Plugging numbers into phone)
(Ringing)

Jenny, don't change that number
I need to get laid tonight
Jenny, I'll bang your number

One nine oh oh, J E N NY
One nine oh oh, J E N NY
One nine oh oh, J E N NY
One nine oh oh, J E N NY

Jenny, Jenny
Screw, I can call you
(One nine oh oh, J E N NY)
For $8.75 I can always flirt with you
(One nine oh oh, J E N NY)

One nine oh oh, J E N NY
One nine oh oh, J E N NY
One nine oh oh, J E N NY
One nine oh oh, J E N NY

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S.T.G. - March 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Matthias, you are a dirty naughty boy. Funny stuff
Red Ant - March 29, 2006 - Report this comment
Great substitutions (or should that be prostitutions?) throughout, especially liked the part you made for the the instrumental, in particular "No silly, not that". Big thanks for making TOS not only tolerable, but funny too.
Cat - March 29, 2006 - Report this comment
A few teeny pacing problems (and until recently I didn't know the middle section was set to the instrumental...should've known coming from our Can-Can man!) but some great stuff.
Matthias - March 29, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks STG, and Red Ant... uhm... Cat the middle section was set to the insturmental, but after reviewing the song, I guess that you're right it does match it... Wow! Am I good, or am I good???
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - March 31, 2006 - Report this comment
(Numbers/Symbols) - I'll quote a female stand up comedian I've heard: "I don't understand the concept of phone sex, once I have inserted the phone I can't hear what my boyfriend is saying." And that I remembered because of this parody.
Johnny D - April 09, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC) Of course is it really Jenny, or is it Lars The Lumberjack doing a falsetto?
Stuart McArthur - April 12, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC) Aniston? I'm just assuming ;-) - nice work matthias

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