Denny's, Denny's, I just despise you,
You gave me steak I couldn't quite bite through,
I know you saw me rolling down on the floor,
My burger looked much better on your wall,

Denny's I've got your number,
I'm going to voice my hate,
Denny's don't change your number,
Six weeks later I should feel fine, Six weeks later I should feel fine,
Six weeks later I should feel fine, Six weeks later I should feel fine,

Denny's, Denny's, your rotisserie,
Should just be banned from my happy quaint city,
I called you on it before, this is just like a curse,
I tried Swiss Chalet and Clubhouse, they were even worse,

Denny's I phoned your number,
No one picked up the phone,
Denny's you should be open,
Six weeks later I should feel fine, Six weeks later I should feel fine,
Six weeks later I should feel fine, Six weeks later I should feel fine,

I filled it, I filled it,
I put suggestions in your box,
I filled it, I filled it,
Do you read them, have you seen them all?

Denny's I'm not so bitter,
You make a nice soufflé,
Just wish that you would listen,
Six weeks later I should feel fine, Six weeks later I should feel fine,
Six weeks later I should feel fine, Six weeks later I should feel fine,

Denny's, Denny's, thanks for the coupon (Six weeks later I feel just fine),
For the price of a steak I can get fries added on (Six weeks later I feel just fine),
Six weeks later I feel just fine, Six weeks later I feel just fine,
Six weeks later I feel just fine, Six weeks later I feel just fine,
I feel just fine,
I should feel fine,
I don't feel fine,
You rotten swine,