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Song Parodies -> "The Spider-Man 2 Song"

Original Song Title:

"867-5309/Jenny"

Original Performer:

Tommy Tutone

Parody Song Title:

"The Spider-Man 2 Song"

Parody Written by:

Major B

The Lyrics

It's told in the eyes of Peter Parker and Mary Jane Watson. My first non-Billy Joel parody in a while
Mary Jane, oh, who can I turn to
To get their butt save in Spi-der-man 2
I know you know Doc Ock's arms are plus four
That makes wanna kick his butt more

Mary Jane couldn't be dumber
Otto will take her life
I can hear M.J. holler
"Save me Spiderman, free my life
Wate zip time, Doc will make me die
Save me Spiderman, free my life
Wate zip time, Doc will make me die

Spidey, Spidey, that's a kill for me
Cause you're not here to fight to ensure my safety
I tried to kiss you befor, and I kind of scored
I tried to carry our relation, but it didn't work

Spidey I know you're Peter
Why don't you use your might
There is a doctor up there
"M.J. grab my hand, hold it tight
Maybe we can work out alright
M.J. grab my hand, hold it tight
Maybe we can work out alright"

Hey Sppidey, hey Spidey
we'll have a sequel after all
Hey Spidey, Hey Spidey
when we get time, we'll have a good long taaaallllkkk

You're Marriage was a bummer
How could you take that guy
When you just need the Spider
"Take this Super Guy, he's alright
Wait till Spider man kills these guys
Take this Super Guy, he's alright
Wait till Spider man kills these guys"

Harry, Harry, I did forget you
(osbourne's did die, now he's mad)
But I ran out of time but I did go mention you
(You'll be goblin in 3, no doubt)
Fight evil crime
Take this Super Guy, he's alright
Fight evil crime
Wait till Spider man kills these guys
Fight evil crime
Take this Super Guy, he's alright
Fight evil crime
Wait till Spider man kills these guys
XII-XII-MMIV

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Major B - December 14, 2004 - Report this comment
In the song, it is supposed to be (Harry's dad did die, now he's mad)

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