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Song Parodies -> "Just Call Me A Child"

Original Song Title:

"I Think We're Alone Now"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Tiffany

Parody Song Title:

"Just Call Me A Child"

Parody Written by:

Wild Child JIN

The Lyrics

A little about me, written in a little parody! ;-)
Children are king
That is our favorite quotation

The trouble we bring
They don’t understand
That most, anything can and will happen
Your world is just one big playpen
A lying stare into both of my eyes
‘Cause they are not the ones that stare back
At you when you are staring at them

And then I say:
Just call me a child
Call me puerile, cause it is what I am
Just call me a child
The body might be one, but I ain’t no man

Look at the way
I show off and I’m goofin’
Why do you think I’m called Wild “Child” Jin?

‘Cause most anything can and will happen
Your world is just one big playpen
A lying stare into both of my eyes
‘Cause they are not the ones that stare back
At you when you are staring at them

Just call me a child
Call me puerile, cause it is what I am
Just call me a child
The body might be one, but I ain’t no man 2x

(Instrumental Break….)

Most anything can and will happen
Your world is just one big playpen
A lying stare into both of my eyes
‘Cause they are not the ones that stare back
At you when you are staring at them

Just call me a child
Call me puerile, cause it is what I am
Just call me a child
The body might be one, I ain’t no damn man x4

(Repeat and fade….)
Don't leave this song alone! Drop in some V's and C's! :-)

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 3

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Old Man Ribber - December 16, 2010 - Report this comment
Wild - You may be a child, but you're still da man! Good job. ;D
Blaydeman - December 16, 2010 - Report this comment
LOL! I wish I could give you bonus points for using the word "puerile" in a song. Awesome job!
Wild Child JIN - December 17, 2010 - Report this comment
Thank You OMR and Blaydeman for your V's and C's! Yes, I could use those "bonus points" how does five points a letter sound? LOL! ;-D Thanks Again! :-) :-)

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