-> "I Think That I'm Boned Now"
Original Song Title:
"I Think We're Alone Now"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"I Think That I'm Boned Now"
Parody Written by:
Rob
The Lyrics
Turned eighteen today
and yet I'm still haunted by these visions
of gore and decay
so now i've made it my mission
to run just as fast as I can
away from the axe-wielding man
I summoned him when i was ten
Stood at a mirror, then I chanted
don't think I'll ever do that again
I think that i'm boned now
always seems to be a phantom flying around
I think that i'm boned now
cause Freddy Kruegers in my dreams, and so was a clown
I logged onto Myspace
And went and read a chainletter
'bout woman named Grace
who was going to rip my face off
i'm reposting just as fast as I can
to avoid the fate that this dead woman planned
but then a rabbid dogs at my door
then a mist enshrouds my house what is my life written by Stephen King?
I think that I'm boned now
cause the Wolfman's stalkin me when I'm out on the town
I think that i'm boned now
even fluffy bunnies are trying to take me down
I think that I'm boned now
Snakes are on my plane, and I don't know how
I think that I'm boned now
Zombie arms are reaching for me out of the ground
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