Turned eighteen today
and yet I'm still haunted by these visions
of gore and decay
so now i've made it my mission

to run just as fast as I can
away from the axe-wielding man
I summoned him when i was ten
Stood at a mirror, then I chanted
don't think I'll ever do that again

I think that i'm boned now
always seems to be a phantom flying around
I think that i'm boned now
cause Freddy Kruegers in my dreams, and so was a clown

I logged onto Myspace
And went and read a chainletter
'bout woman named Grace
who was going to rip my face off

i'm reposting just as fast as I can
to avoid the fate that this dead woman planned
but then a rabbid dogs at my door
then a mist enshrouds my house what is my life written by Stephen King?

I think that I'm boned now
cause the Wolfman's stalkin me when I'm out on the town
I think that i'm boned now
even fluffy bunnies are trying to take me down

I think that I'm boned now
Snakes are on my plane, and I don't know how
I think that I'm boned now
Zombie arms are reaching for me out of the ground