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Song Parodies -> "Hang Up Your Cell Phone Now"
Original Song Title:
"I Think We're Alone Now"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Tiffany
Parody Song Title:
"Hang Up Your Cell Phone Now"
Parody Written by:
D. Graham
The Lyrics
She's got on my nerves,
That's what I say when I look over,
'Cause watch how she swerves!
She's weavin' across my lane!
She's talkin' just as fast as she can,
Tryin' to steer with just one hand.
Attempting to steal my lane and scrape up my side,
Then I put my hand upon my horn
And make an ugly sound,
And then I yell:
Hang up your cell phone now!
I have every right to keep hangin' around!
Hang up your cell phone now!
Or I'll chuck it out your window,
Never to be found!
Drive beware!
She can't even hide what she's doin'.
Her brain's far away,
As if I can't see that she is gabbing.
She's talkin' just as fast as she can,
Tryin' to steer with just one hand.
Attempting to steal my lane and scrape up my side,
Then I put my hand upon my horn
And make an ugly sound,
And then I yell:
Hang up your cell phone now!
I have every right to keep hangin' around!
Hang up your cell phone now!
Or I'll chuck it out the window,
Never to be found!
That's what I say when I look over,
'Cause watch how she swerves!
She's weavin' across my lane!
She's talkin' just as fast as she can,
Tryin' to steer with just one hand.
Attempting to steal my lane and scrape up my side,
Then I put my hand upon my horn
And make an ugly sound,
And then I yell:
Hang up your cell phone now!
I have every right to keep hangin' around!
Hang up your cell phone now!
Or I'll chuck it out your window,
Never to be found!
Drive beware!
She can't even hide what she's doin'.
Her brain's far away,
As if I can't see that she is gabbing.
She's talkin' just as fast as she can,
Tryin' to steer with just one hand.
Attempting to steal my lane and scrape up my side,
Then I put my hand upon my horn
And make an ugly sound,
And then I yell:
Hang up your cell phone now!
I have every right to keep hangin' around!
Hang up your cell phone now!
Or I'll chuck it out the window,
Never to be found!
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