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Song Parodies -> "Smell My Poop"

Original Song Title:

"Hold Me Now"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Thompson Twins

Parody Song Title:

"Smell My Poop"

Parody Written by:

Hu's On First

The Lyrics

I have a picture
Of you and me
I use photocopies of it crumpled up as cat litter, you see
Look at my life now, now that you have gone
I'm better off now that I don't have to hear you complain all day long

Oh, oh
Smell my poop
Drink my pee
Stay away
Just leave me be, just leave me be

You say I'm disgruntled, and that I'm unkind
But I'm glad that I finally can put your face out of my beautiful mind
So now I'm gonna leave here, yeah go far away
And I'll fart in your general direction as I go and leave you today

Oh, oh
Smell my poop
Drink my pee
Stay away
Just leave me be, just leave me be

Oh, oh, oh

You ask if I hate you, you ask if it's true
Well hate is much too weak a word for the way that I feel about you
So I'll sing you a new song, and it goes just like this
I don't need forgiveness, I just want to forget your sewage-y kiss

Oh, oh
Smell my poop (Smell my brown and stinky poop)
Drink my pee (Ooh, my yellow, runny pee)
Stay away
Just leave me be, just leave me be

Oh, oh
Smell my poop (Smell my brown and stinky poop)
Drink my pee (Ooh, my yellow, runny pee)
Stay away
Just leave me be, just leave me be

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Overall Rating: 5.0

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Dr. Oliver Clozoff - January 16, 2012 - Report this comment
Outstanding job on matching the syllables of the original -- perfect timing. Could only have been improved if you had come up with different lyrics for each chorus -- but three 5's.

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