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Song Parodies -> "Scold Me NOW"

Original Song Title:

"Hold Me now"

Original Performer:

Thompson Twins

Parody Song Title:

"Scold Me NOW"

Parody Written by:

Rob H

The Lyrics

I wasn't gonna do this, but I HAVE TO!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA
I have a weasle
Pinned to my balls
He scratches and pinches and bites as he twitches and I love it alI
Im massochistic
I love the pain
Some people have said that I take it too far and that I am insane

Oh Scold me now
Oh spank me hard
kick me in the nards

Look at my thighs dear
covered in stripes
hanging and swinging my crying like singing tied to the pipes
go get the whip dear
tie me in chains
make me beg and plead as I pee and then call me bad names

Now I ask you to hurt me
while I lie on the floor
You make me so happy when you just abuse me your love makes me sore
So there!!! hehehe

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