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Song Parodies -> "Scold Me Now"

Original Song Title:

"Hold Me Now"

Original Performer:

Thompson Twins

Parody Song Title:

"Scold Me Now"

Parody Written by:

Rob H

The Lyrics

S&M MWahahahahaha!!!!
I have a weasle
Pinned to my balls
He scratches and pinches and bites and he itches and I love it all

Im massochistic
I love the pain
Some people have told me I take it too far and that I am insane

Oooh, Scold me now
Oooh, Spank me hard
Strangle me
Kick me in the nards

Go get the whips dear
Tie me in chains
Strap me in leather and get the hot poker and brand me with your name

Now shove in the gag dear
I wont cry anymore
Beat me with canes and then call me bad names while I pee on the floor

Am I sick or what? ROFLOL!!!!

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