-> "Librarians Want Silence"
Original Song Title:
"She Blinded Me With Science"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Librarians Want Silence"
The Lyrics
It's not up for discussion
It's just the way it's always been
There will be repercussions
If you create the slightest din
Librarians want silence
"Librarians - want silence!"
So shut your mouth and come on in
When I have to clear my throat
"They say to be silent - silent!"
I can feel them glare at me
"They say to be silent - silent!"
"SILENCE !"
There ain't no use in fussin'
And when they get that angry look
You better stop your cussin'
Profanity they will not brook
Librarians want silence
"Librarians - want silence!"
Or they might bean you with a book
When I fail to stop my sneeze
"They say to be silent - silent!"
"SILENCE !"
When I break a tiny breeze
"They say to be silent - silent!"
"SILENCE !"
It's not up for discussion
It's just the way it's always been
So take your Robitussin
'Cause coughing is an evil sin
Librarians want silence
"Librarians - want silence!"
Don't talk - don't breathe - don't even grin
(short instrumental interlude)
"Good heavens this racket must go - it's TOO brutal !"
(short instrumental interlude)
"I don't believe it!
There they go again!
We said shut up - but I can HEAR them talking!
They're a stupid choir
Of noisy goats!"
And motormouth percussion -
It's not up for discussion
And now they're taking aim at me
They'll give me a concussion
And then stars will be all I see
Librarians want silence
"Librarians - want silence!"
They threw that book and silenced me!
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