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Song Parodies -> "They Don't Believe In Science"

Original Song Title:

"She Blinded Me With Science"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Thomas Dolby

Parody Song Title:

"They Don't Believe In Science"

Parody Written by:

giblet o'sarcasm

The Lyrics

Ode to the current reality-challenged White House
Trump set his jaws in motion
He turned his crazy eyes toward me
As shallow as a puddle
His followers' mentality

They don't believe in science
(They don't believe in science!)
And they ignore biology

For his COVID-19 cure
(Don't believe in science)

Science!

Pushing unproved chemicals
(Don't believe in science)

Science!

Science!

They set his plan in motion
When facts became embarrassing
It was the Donald's notion
To control the CDC

They don't believe in science
(They don't believe in science!)
Push open the economy

Muzzling professionals
(Don't believe in science---science!)

Science!

Peddling buffoonery
(Don't believe in science---science!)

Science!

Subject to his emotions
Statistics they'll deny or spin
The White House in commotion
"Let's push hydroxychloroquine"

They don't believe in science
(They don't believe in science!)
And they misuse technology

(Good heavens, Ms. McEnany! You're pitiful!
I----don't believe it! There she goes again!
She lies so much, and I can't trust anything
White House policy has made the truth)
An antiquated notion

Trump set his jaws in motion
He turned his crazy eyes toward me
As shallow as a puddle
His followers' mentality

They don't believe in science
(They don't believe in science)

They don't believe in--




2020 Giblet O'Sarcasm

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