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Song Parodies -> "She Parodies With Science"

Original Song Title:

"She Blinded Me With Science"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Thomas Dolby

Parody Song Title:

"She Parodies With Science"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

It's parody in motion
She's musical and loves to write
Her talent is an ocean
Her harmonies are always tight
She parodies with science
"She parodies - with science!"
And nails the pacing oh-so-right

When I'm reading songs by her
"Parodies with science - science!"

My laugh gets hysterical
"Parodies with science - science!"

"SCIENCE !"

It's parody in motion
And when she writes her lines of glee
Her pacing is a potion
Of rhythmic ingenuity
She parodies with science
"She parodies - with science!"
And blows the minds of all who read

When she's writing parodies
"Parodies with science - science!"

"SCIENCE !"

She'll impress you - wait and see
"Parodies with science - science!"

"SCIENCE !"

It's parody in motion
And now she's making fun of me
My tears are glad emotion
I laugh so hard that I can't see
She's mocking me with science
"She's mocking me - with science!"
She mocks with Parodology

(short instrumental interlude)

"Good heavens Ms. Sakamoto - you write so well !"

(short instrumental interlude)

"I don't believe it!
There she goes again!
She's written one and I can't STOP chuckling!
All her smooth satire,
And artful jokes!"

And lyric locomotion -

It's parody in motion
And when we read her lines of glee
Our laughter is an ocean
Of lyrical hilarity
She parodies with science
"She parodies - with science!"
And makes us laugh until we pee!

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.9
How Funny: 3.9
Overall Rating: 3.9

Total Votes: 7

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Jeff Reuben - October 31, 2003 - Report this comment
I was hoping for more science jokes or puns. All I got out of it is that someone writes song parodies about science. I guess I'd rather hear one of the parodies she's written =) Good pacing though.
Rick D - October 31, 2003 - Report this comment
I need to know more about the subject before I can object.
Johnny D - October 31, 2003 - Report this comment
I concentrated more on the pacing, rhyme, and rhythm of this one than on jokes or any kind of story-plot.....this one was, for me, an enjoyable exercise in word-play and syllable-rhythm. My idea was that she writes parodies with a kind of "scientific expertise" --- that when she constructs parodies, she uses a scientific approach that results in them being hilariously funny......guess I could take a lesson from my fictional parody-expert in this particular case!
Melhi - October 31, 2003 - Report this comment
Johnny D., You're one step ahead of me -- I'd read Jeff's comment in the new comments section, earlier, and, after reading and rating, was going to comment that I'd interpreted "with science" the way you describe and ask which you meant, if either. Having read it the way I did, I thought it was really good and I preferred this one slightly over the other. If I'd read it the other way, though, I'd be in agreement with Jeff.
Johnny D - October 31, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks Melhi - much appreciated! Jeff, I understand your viewpoint entirely - this parody is (like most others) open to multiple interpretations.
Guy - October 31, 2003 - Report this comment
(Whispering) Psst - Hey Johnny, I really like this one.

Immediatly the Ferengi eared librarian looks up and scowls at me with the index finger of one hand perpendicular over her lips and her other hand on the keyboard very quickly and quietly typing three ones. Oops sorry.

I really like this one. I got a definite mental image of old lady librarians in control freak mode scowling at every little sound. Very good indeed!
Guy - October 31, 2003 - Report this comment
Oops that last comment was meant for the other parody about the librarians.

It was those librarians shushing everyone that got me confused. This one is good but I definately liked the librarian one much better. I spent the entire time reading this trying to figure out who you were talking about. I have done several ones on the subject of 'Science' and since I'm not a 'she', at least I wasn't the last time I checked, and I'm not part of the Merry and Pippin team, I got to the end and kind of felt a let down. Still well done even though it is completely generic.
Johnny D - October 31, 2003 - Report this comment
I'm sorry you felt a let down, Guy ... I wasn't talking about any real person at all - to borrow a word from your comment, she is indeed a "generic" and purely fictional character. I guess you could say that this parody is simply an experiment I wanted to try using various syllabic rhythm combinations and alliterative phrasings.
Rick D - October 31, 2003 - Report this comment
Read it again. This is why I avoid two parodies of same song. One is always going to be better. And it's t'other one. (I know, they're both still your children)
Guy - October 31, 2003 - Report this comment
JD - Don't get me wrong. I did like it. And I can see what you were doing with it. I have done generic parody myself and got the same results. Don't sweat it. You are a fine writer.
Johnny D - October 31, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks Rick, and thanks Guy. I just had two different ideas for the same song, and I thought it would be more fun if I got them both out of my head and onto the screen at the same time...so what if one's better than the other? That's the only way I'm going to hone my craft.
Floyd's Garage - December 05, 2003 - Report this comment
Strange, yet inticing
Johnny D - December 05, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks Floyd's Garage!
kozar - December 05, 2003 - Report this comment
I think you did a great job with this one; I really liked it.
Johnny D - December 05, 2003 - Report this comment
Thank you, kozar! And if you have already cast your vote here, too - thank you again!
kozar - December 05, 2003 - Report this comment
Oh, did I forget to vote? Silly me!
... - December 05, 2003 - Report this comment
Nice job.
Johnny D - December 05, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks kozar and ... !
Ellipsis - December 07, 2003 - Report this comment
You're welcome Johnny, but I think you thanked kozar twice.
Leah Lockhart - December 16, 2003 - Report this comment
From what I know about you, Johnny, YOU'RE the science geek of the parody world (23? hmmmm) Nice job. Right back atcha, I'm gonna read ALL of yours.
Johnny D - December 17, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks, Leah! You caught me in a night-owl phase here - looks like we're logged on more or less synchronously!
a - January 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Is this about you or the woman in Tom Dolby's music video ( I've seen it and have the music video on DVD) making fun of him?
Johnny D - March 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, a. This parody's just a little fantasy about a fictional female parody writer who is so incredibly talented and skilled at making people laugh at her brilliant parodies that she has elevated parody-writing to a science - hence the title of the parody.
Adagio - March 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Missed this one the first time around. I like it! 5's
Serafina - March 12, 2004 - Report this comment
I guess I missed it too. Ditto on Adagio's comment.
Johnny D - March 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Adagio and Serafina!
Johnny D - March 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Adagio and Serafina - I have another parody of "She Blinded Me With Science", called "Librarians Want Silence":

http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/thomasdolby3.shtml
Dylan Strzempko - April 28, 2009 - Report this comment
The very last line, "and makes us laugh until we pee," should be cut off, as in the original, "She blinded me with." Otherwise, it fits the pacing perfectly and of course matches the actual lyrics.

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