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Song Parodies -> "The Nazis Advanced Science"

Original Song Title:

"She Blinded Me with Science"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Thomas Dolby

Parody Song Title:

"The Nazis Advanced Science"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

It literally would take forever to list all of the military scientific accomplishments of the Third Reich and postwar spinoffs that have changed the world. Nazi Germany used a combination of German engineering, quantum physics, occult metaphysical science and captured works by Tesla and others to revolutionize warfare and even predict accurately things like supersonic aircraft, stealth, atomic weapons, atomic power, anti-gravity, free energy, and other marvels not yet built. They were 10 years ahead in hardware and 50 years ahead in design with aerospace and missiles alone. They had WMDs in nerve gas and were working on alternates bombs as strong as the A-bomb (FAE, Liquid Oxygen/Coal Dust, radiologicals, and even a supercompression Molecular type in addition to two types of their A-bombs Grosse und Klein). They had stealth U-boats and aircraft. Supertanks and advanced small arms. Microwave and panoramic radar. And they had the first transcontinental communications system by 1942 that stretched from Norway across the Baltic to Europe, across the Med to N Africa. Add concepts for satellites, spacecraft, orbiting space stations and space platforms for using death rays! Many Nazi weapons remain classified until 2020-2045!!!
It's rocketry in motion
Starting with the A-4 Vs
Total war devotion
Hitler had scrapped that damn Treaty
Ja, the Nazis advanced science
"In arrogant defiance"
They did it in their factories

Leaders of the scientific war
"ToV non-compliance"
Jet aircraft and their missiles
"Military science- science!"
"Triumphs!"
"SS!"

Things like metallurgy solutions
Prefabrication facilities
Synthetic oil production
Stealth U-boats for the sea
Ja, the Nazis advanced science
Built monstrosities

Like Dora and the Maus tank scheme
"Military science- science!"
"Triumphs!"
Some wicked machinery
"Military science- science!"
"SS!"

Caused such a commotion
SS acted independently
Flugscheiben notions
Death ray obscurities
"Indie SS projects!.
"Speer pissed!"

"Mein Gott Herr Himmler- you're diabolical!.

Just-
Just can't believe it!
Drighton warlord plans!!!
Underground, so many awul things!
Slave labor tortured
Occultist notes
And experimentation

Such an evil devotion
Science for world domination schemes
Bunkers marked VERBOTEN
Lairs of iniquity
Ja, the Nazis advanced science
"Military science-science!"

"Wizardry!!!"

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Jonathan - September 22, 2014 - Report this comment
Science is golden 5's
Rob Arndt - September 22, 2014 - Report this comment
Thanks Jon. What annoyed me about the first Gulf War was the fact that the US falsely claimed a range of tech that Germany had in WW2. Bunkerbusters? 1940 Rochling anti-concrete shell tested in France and Belgium on the Maginot Line and Belgian forts. Used in 1941 against Soviet targets but then stored, as Hitler feared Allied or Soviet copying. Air launched cruise missiles? 1944 by He-111 bombers launching V-1s. Stealth? 1945 Horten IX flew Feb 14, 1945. A flying wing design with impregnated stealth filler into a wooden airframe and with anti-radar paint for the engine inlets and wing leading edges, it inspired the B-2, NOT anything Northrop previously tried including the XB-35 or 49. Northrop had the captured Nazi jet wing digitally scanned and visually inspected (Ho-IX V-3). Other things like cluster munitions, microwave weapons (source of Gulf War Sickness?), night vision equipment, etc... all came from Nazi Germany.

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