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Song Parodies -> "Don't Bother Me With Science"

Original Song Title:

"She Blinded Me With Science"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Thomas Dolby

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Bother Me With Science"

Parody Written by:

Warren Baker

The Lyrics

Those silly fellows with all those degrees.
I’m wary of the notions
They're silly science fibs to me
That say our lovely oceans
Will rise and warm unhealthily

So don’t bother me with science
(“Don’t bother me with science.”)
And shove your climatology.

I can't stand their science talk
(Hassle me with science – science.)

Schmience

They’ve inhaled their chemicals
Making up their science- science

Science?
Schmience

The earth is not in motion
The sun it circles round us, see.
Let's a give a big promotion
To those who say the moon is cheese.

Don’t bother me with science
And kiss my rear anatomy.

All this science baffles me
Baffles me with science, science.

“Schmience!”

This is all chicanery!
Bother me with science…schmience.

Let's stick with our emotion
Don't trust in facts that science brings
I'd rather trust a slogan
That propagates my fantasies

Don’t bother me with science
(“Don’t bother me with science”)
Pollution is a friend to me

Good heavens, rising waters, you’re beautiful!

I won’t believe it
Science woes again
Mind’s tidied up and I won’t learn anything
Science talk is tired
Those silly folks
With evolution notions

How I like the words I’ve spoken
Let's trust those chatty pundits willingly
And keep our noggins open
So crap will fill them easily

Mmmm
Don’t be blinded by the science
(Be con-trare-ree to science)

But buy boat for a rising sea

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Leough - September 18, 2014 - Report this comment
555! Heckles the clowns of science!
John Barry - September 18, 2014 - Report this comment
Amen!
Timmy1000 - September 18, 2014 - Report this comment
Careful when you find the boat; you might fall off the edge of the earth. Good sendup. Code is a math problem of 5x6.
Jonathan - September 18, 2014 - Report this comment
even better in Dolby Surround Sound! 5's
Andy Primus - September 18, 2014 - Report this comment
Hadn’t heard this OS in years. Great send-up. Good subs. Well done. 555
Meriadoc - September 18, 2014 - Report this comment
I'm issuing a global warning that this parody may be too funny.
Billions Will Die In 2011! (Another Failed Prediction) - September 19, 2014 - Report this comment
You raving greentard Climate Cultists are getting pretty desperate. Not one of your fool religion's predictions has come true in the last two decades, nor has there been even a smidgeon of global warming. Hell, even the "Scientologists" aren't as delusional about their pseudoscience as you are, and they're utter lunatics!
Prophet of Doom - September 19, 2014 - Report this comment
Are you ready for Polar Vortex 2.0? Better have your snow shovel handy, because chances are you're gonna be scraping some more of that "Global Warming" off your driveway this winter.
WarrenB - September 20, 2014 - Report this comment
Much appreciated Leough, JohnB, Timmy, Jonathan, Andy, and Meriadoc.
And it always warms my heart to afflict the right people, so thanks for stopping by BWDI2011 and POD. You're quite the charmers.

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