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Song Parodies -> "We're Binding the O'Briens"

Original Song Title:

"She Blinded Me With Science"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Thomas Dolby

Parody Song Title:

"We're Binding the O'Briens"

Parody Written by:

Porfle Popnecker

The Lyrics

We're living right next door to
A family from Ireland
The kind you must implore to
Tone down their loud environment
We're binding the O'Briens
"We're binding the O'Briens!"
And gagging them with handkerchiefs

When they're living next to me
"Binding the O'Briens Briens!"
I can hear cacophony
"Brien's!"
"Brien's!"

Mm--but we're living right next door to
A family of ruffians
The kind who just ignore you
And all your pleas for si-uh-lence
We're binding the O'Briens
"We're binding the O'Briens!"
And tagging them with hieroglyphs

When they're on a drunken spree
"Binding the O'Briens Briens!"
"Briens!"
I can hear their revelry
"Binding the O'Briens Briens!"
"Briens!"

We've knocked them out with ether
And now we are hog-tieing them
And though it's quite beneath her
Our mom is now tie-dyeing them
She's dyeing the O'Briens
"I'm dyeing the O'Briens!"
And dressing them in frilly shifts

"Begorra, bonnie O'Briens--you're beautiful!"

I don't believe it!
There it goes again!
We're out of rope, and I can't bind anyone!
All my loops and bows
And careful knots
Just going through the motions, but

We've finally subdued them
And now they're sitting quietly
I think we have imbued them
With notions of propriety
Mmm--we're binding the O'Briens
"We're binding the O'Briens!"
And shutting them up

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John Barry - November 10, 2011 - Report this comment
I'm Guinness ya fives. Code XU5.
Porfle Popnecker - November 10, 2011 - Report this comment
Stout fellow!
Dave.W. - November 10, 2011 - Report this comment
I burst out laughing when I read *.She's dyeing the O'Brien's :I'm dyeing the O'Brien's!"...Such a warped sense of humor should not go unappreciated...Hi-Fives
Porfle Popnecker - November 10, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks, I'm glad it made you laugh!
Andria - November 11, 2011 - Report this comment
Great parody here... I was thinking it was about O'Brien potatoes or even the car dealership chain in my area called "O'Brien Auto Group" that took over the DeLon Group in 2008... but neither of those would be as funny as binding up people. 5s.
Porfle Popnecker - November 11, 2011 - Report this comment
So many O'Briens, so little time. Thanks!

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