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Song Parodies -> "Hard Liqour"

Original Song Title:

"Wall Of Wicker"

Original Performer:

This Room's Scene

Parody Song Title:

"Hard Liqour"

Parody Written by:

Mr. Mexico

The Lyrics

yes, i do like making parodys about booze. see my other liqour parody, Wasted Girls, originally West End Girls. also, Old Earl is a brand of gin, but is not too popular.
Come all over here and listen to my story
it aint all that pretty but it sure aint gory.
i got real real drunk last night
but it felt so good
and if i had to do it all again

Let me tell you girl
there aint nothing better than Old Earl!

A little bit of scotch wont hurt you much
Just a glass o' brandy and then you'll feel dandy
hard liqour!
hard liqour!
Its good for ya!
A little bit of beer you will have no fear
A little bit of Whiskey and you may get frisky
A little bit of wine and you will feel fine
A little bit of gin you wont know the meaning of sin!

I like to spend my time in the bar
after a few drinks i cant drive in my car
but thats ok, just call the taxi, it'l be allright
all is a blur as we go into the night

When you need to get away
thers just one thing i can say....


Hard Liqour!
Hard Liqour!
Hard Liqour!

(Chorus 2x)

(Guitar and Sax Solo)

A little bit of schnapps
(Hard Liqour, Hard Liqour)
the time will elapse
(Hard Liqour,Hard Liqour)
A little bit of tequilla
(Hard Liqour,Hard Liquor)
Or a margarita
(Hard Liquor, Hard Liqour)
Any kind of booze say good bye to the blues....

But dont drink bourbon cause you will crash your suburban!

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