Song Parodies -> Bob's Alive
| Original Song Title: | "Ana Ng" |
| Original Performer: | They Might Be Giants |
| Parody Song Title: | "Bob's Alive" |
| Parody Written by: | Jake |
This goes out to this jackass who won't quit saying Bob Barker's dead.
Ever since 35 long years ago
He has hosted a popular game show
Then he quits and before you know it
Everyone's talking about why did he go
By December he'll be 84 years old
Spending 50 of those on TV shows
He's retired, and there's a difference
Those damned "RIP" comments never end
Bob's alive, even though he's old
But he still isn't gone from this world
Don't let them tell you otherwise
Listen up, guys, this joke sucks
And you'd think that you'd know for sure if
Anything happened to him
Every day since 1972
Golden Road, Any Number, and Take Two
He won a fight with Adam Sandler
Why is the mic still on? Cause he's still there!
Best of luck to his worthy succesor
Many more years, maybe last forever
Moving on, enjoy retirement, Bob
He will someday, but no false alarms
Bob's alive, even though he's old
But he still isn't gone from this world
Don't let them tell you otherwise
Listen up, guys, this joke sucks
And you'd think that you'd know for sure if
Anything happened to him
They won't shut up on YouTube and I don't know what to do.
(I thin you've had enough. No, now you've had enough... bitch!)
I do my part here and I help out there
But he won't back down and I pull my hair
He shows up on every freakin video
Stupid comments on every freakin video
Stupid comments and he won't go away
But we'll do our best to teach him
Bob's alive, even though he's old
But he still isn't gone from this world
Don't let them tell you otherwise
Listen up, guys, this joke sucks
And you'd think that you'd know for sure if
Anything happened to him
Bob's alive, even though he's old
But he still isn't gone from this world
Don't let them tell you otherwise
Listen up, guys, this joke sucks
And you'd think that you'd know for sure if
Anything happened to him
Bob's alive, even though he's old
But he still isn't gone from this world
Don't let them tell you otherwise
Listen up, guys, this joke sucks
And you'd think that you'd know for sure if
Anything happened to him
Bob's alive, even though he's old
But he still isn't gone from this world
Don't let them tell you otherwise
Listen up, guys, this joke sucks
And you'd think that you'd know for sure if
Anything happened to him
He has hosted a popular game show
Then he quits and before you know it
Everyone's talking about why did he go
By December he'll be 84 years old
Spending 50 of those on TV shows
He's retired, and there's a difference
Those damned "RIP" comments never end
Bob's alive, even though he's old
But he still isn't gone from this world
Don't let them tell you otherwise
Listen up, guys, this joke sucks
And you'd think that you'd know for sure if
Anything happened to him
Every day since 1972
Golden Road, Any Number, and Take Two
He won a fight with Adam Sandler
Why is the mic still on? Cause he's still there!
Best of luck to his worthy succesor
Many more years, maybe last forever
Moving on, enjoy retirement, Bob
He will someday, but no false alarms
Bob's alive, even though he's old
But he still isn't gone from this world
Don't let them tell you otherwise
Listen up, guys, this joke sucks
And you'd think that you'd know for sure if
Anything happened to him
They won't shut up on YouTube and I don't know what to do.
(I thin you've had enough. No, now you've had enough... bitch!)
I do my part here and I help out there
But he won't back down and I pull my hair
He shows up on every freakin video
Stupid comments on every freakin video
Stupid comments and he won't go away
But we'll do our best to teach him
Bob's alive, even though he's old
But he still isn't gone from this world
Don't let them tell you otherwise
Listen up, guys, this joke sucks
And you'd think that you'd know for sure if
Anything happened to him
Bob's alive, even though he's old
But he still isn't gone from this world
Don't let them tell you otherwise
Listen up, guys, this joke sucks
And you'd think that you'd know for sure if
Anything happened to him
Bob's alive, even though he's old
But he still isn't gone from this world
Don't let them tell you otherwise
Listen up, guys, this joke sucks
And you'd think that you'd know for sure if
Anything happened to him
Bob's alive, even though he's old
But he still isn't gone from this world
Don't let them tell you otherwise
Listen up, guys, this joke sucks
And you'd think that you'd know for sure if
Anything happened to him
Have your pets spayed or neutered, and threaten to do the same to anyone who claims he's dead prematurely.
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