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Song Parodies -> "Never Spoke Chinese"

Original Song Title:

"Turning Japanese"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Vapors

Parody Song Title:

"Never Spoke Chinese"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

I'm not from Hong Kong or China
I'm from US of America
I'm not an exchange student came from Canada
Oh who's Korean? It wasn't me
I'm not from Sweden or Germany
I have never lived in a French colony

An American,an American
I'm not Canadian,I have stories to tell
Not Italian,I'm American
Wait! Am I Thai and Puerto Rican as well?
Although I'm simply come and simply go
Everyone can go with the flow

I never spoke Chinese
I think I never spoke Chinese
I don't think so
Never spoke Chinese
I think I never spoke Chinese
I don't think so
Never spoke Chinese
I think I never spoke Chinese
I don't think so
Never spoke Chinese
I think I never spoke Chinese
I don't think so

An American,an American
I'm not Canadian,I have stories to tell
Not Italian,I'm American
Wait! Am I Thai and Puerto Rican as well?
Although I'm simply come and simply go
Everyone can go with the flow

I never spoke Chinese
I think I never spoke Chinese
I don't think so
Never spoke Chinese
I think I never spoke Chinese
I don't think so
Never spoke Chinese
I think I never spoke Chinese
I don't think so
Never spoke Chinese
I think I never spoke Chinese
I don't think so

No sex,no lies,no beer,no robbers
No crime,no sin,no vice,no wonder it's dark
Everyone around me is a rowdy stranger
Everyone attacks me like a Power Ranger
Everyone

Although I never spoke Chinese
I think I never spoke Chinese
I don't think so
Never spoke Chinese
I think I never spoke Chinese
I don't think so
Never spoke Chinese
I think I never spoke Chinese
I don't think so
Never spoke Chinese
I think I never spoke Chinese
I don't think so

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Michael Pacholek - January 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Of course you never spoke Chinese. Now, if China made dumb cartoons featuring 14-year-old girls with huge hooters and even bigger laser guns, like Japan does, you'd be so into it that you'd begin the Beijing.
Agrimorfee - January 17, 2006 - Report this comment
An autobiographical essay from one of our most enigmatic authors? 534
Agrimorfee - January 18, 2006 - Report this comment
Sorry, that score should be 354.

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