Song Parodies -> Never Spoke Chinese
| Original Song Title: | "Turning Japanese" |
| Original Performer: | The Vapors |
| Parody Song Title: | "Never Spoke Chinese" |
| Parody Written by: | Tokusou Sentai Blessranger |
I'm not from Hong Kong or China
I'm from US of America
I'm not an exchange student came from Canada
Oh who's Korean? It wasn't me
I'm not from Sweden or Germany
I have never lived in a French colony
An American,an American
I'm not Canadian,I have stories to tell
Not Italian,I'm American
Wait! Am I Thai and Puerto Rican as well?
Although I'm simply come and simply go
Everyone can go with the flow
I never spoke Chinese
I think I never spoke Chinese
I don't think so
Never spoke Chinese
I think I never spoke Chinese
I don't think so
Never spoke Chinese
I think I never spoke Chinese
I don't think so
Never spoke Chinese
I think I never spoke Chinese
I don't think so
An American,an American
I'm not Canadian,I have stories to tell
Not Italian,I'm American
Wait! Am I Thai and Puerto Rican as well?
Although I'm simply come and simply go
Everyone can go with the flow
I never spoke Chinese
I think I never spoke Chinese
I don't think so
Never spoke Chinese
I think I never spoke Chinese
I don't think so
Never spoke Chinese
I think I never spoke Chinese
I don't think so
Never spoke Chinese
I think I never spoke Chinese
I don't think so
No sex,no lies,no beer,no robbers
No crime,no sin,no vice,no wonder it's dark
Everyone around me is a rowdy stranger
Everyone attacks me like a Power Ranger
Everyone
Although I never spoke Chinese
I think I never spoke Chinese
I don't think so
Never spoke Chinese
I think I never spoke Chinese
I don't think so
Never spoke Chinese
I think I never spoke Chinese
I don't think so
Never spoke Chinese
I think I never spoke Chinese
I don't think so
I'm from US of America
I'm not an exchange student came from Canada
Oh who's Korean? It wasn't me
I'm not from Sweden or Germany
I have never lived in a French colony
An American,an American
I'm not Canadian,I have stories to tell
Not Italian,I'm American
Wait! Am I Thai and Puerto Rican as well?
Although I'm simply come and simply go
Everyone can go with the flow
I never spoke Chinese
I think I never spoke Chinese
I don't think so
Never spoke Chinese
I think I never spoke Chinese
I don't think so
Never spoke Chinese
I think I never spoke Chinese
I don't think so
Never spoke Chinese
I think I never spoke Chinese
I don't think so
An American,an American
I'm not Canadian,I have stories to tell
Not Italian,I'm American
Wait! Am I Thai and Puerto Rican as well?
Although I'm simply come and simply go
Everyone can go with the flow
I never spoke Chinese
I think I never spoke Chinese
I don't think so
Never spoke Chinese
I think I never spoke Chinese
I don't think so
Never spoke Chinese
I think I never spoke Chinese
I don't think so
Never spoke Chinese
I think I never spoke Chinese
I don't think so
No sex,no lies,no beer,no robbers
No crime,no sin,no vice,no wonder it's dark
Everyone around me is a rowdy stranger
Everyone attacks me like a Power Ranger
Everyone
Although I never spoke Chinese
I think I never spoke Chinese
I don't think so
Never spoke Chinese
I think I never spoke Chinese
I don't think so
Never spoke Chinese
I think I never spoke Chinese
I don't think so
Never spoke Chinese
I think I never spoke Chinese
I don't think so
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Of course you never spoke Chinese. Now, if China made dumb cartoons featuring 14-year-old girls with huge hooters and even bigger laser guns, like Japan does, you'd be so into it that you'd begin the Beijing.
An autobiographical essay from one of our most enigmatic authors? 534
Sorry, that score should be 354.
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